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08-07-2008, 03:21 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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However, because they get obsessed with their frappe-chinos and other type high fat drinks, many Elves get ridiculously obese. This leads to broken tree houses in Lorien, cracked paving stones in Rivendell and sinking boats at the Grey Havens. On the plus side, Sauron fails to see the need in invading and instead decides to just have Orcs push them down the stairs while he laughs. I wish Trolls REALLY LIKED Mutton.
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08-07-2008, 01:54 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: midway upon... in a forest dark
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I wish Feanor wasn't that proud.
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08-07-2008, 03:28 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Southeast Pennsylvania
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hundreds of Simarils which causied enormous strife in M-E. I wish Tom Bambadil decided to put a high-rise condominium on the barrow downs.
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08-08-2008, 01:11 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: The Pinnacle of my own might
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A rap band scooped him up to sing for them, but were disappointed by his choice of topics. I wish that Gandalf had an electrostaff.
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'It just shows you how true it is that one-half the world doesn't knows how the other three-quarters lives.' Bertie, The Code of the Woosters, by P. G. Wodewouse
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08-08-2008, 01:35 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: midway upon... in a forest dark
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I wish Frodo and Gandalf had cellular phones.
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08-09-2008, 10:24 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Middle-Earth, near Minas Morgul.
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I wish Mordor won the battle against Minas Tirith(Gothmog and Witch-King live) Strictly speaking, that may be two wishes. I dont know 
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08-09-2008, 12:46 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Southeast Pennsylvania
Posts: 3,651
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a hobbit army led by Lobelia S-B (after her great escape from internment by Sharkey) descended on the bad guys. I wish Lobelia then followed the tendencies of Smeagol's ancestors and set up a matriarchy over Eriador.
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