Be careful what you wish for...

[Gollum the Great]

Originally Posted by Babidi Buu

I wish Eowyn married Gothmog

She did. But Eomer got sick of having an orc in Meduseld, so he told Gothmog to go and fing the Heir's Ring, which was lost generations previously. Gothmog said yeah, sure, took off the ring from his finger and handed it over. Eomer had Gothmog killed on the spot because he'd finally found the thief.


I wish Gimli had an uzi.