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She did. But Eomer got sick of having an orc in Meduseld, so he told Gothmog to go and fing the Heir's Ring, which was lost generations previously. Gothmog said yeah, sure, took off the ring from his finger and handed it over. Eomer had Gothmog killed on the spot because he'd finally found the thief.
I wish Gimli had an uzi.
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Melkor offered him a fluffy pink bunny costume as a gift for his loyal services, and he accepted. But Melkor was imprisoned soon after, and Sauron forgot about the fluffy bunny pink costume, and then the Second Age happened and its war... only then, after defeat, did Sauron remember the costume.
He was a flaming eye then. But when he saw it, he ordered one of the lesser Nazgul to put it on him. The Nazgul, bereft of brains by this time, obeyed. But flaming eyeballs and clothes don't go together.... ...and Sauron cried. And cried. And cried. His cries went all over Middle Earth, to Aman, even to the Void. Manwe, highly disturbed, shouted, "Eru dammit!" And Eru, who was also irritated, decided to hasten the end of the world. I wish Elves could go to insanely pricey coffeeshops like Starbucks.
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However, because they get obsessed with their frappe-chinos and other type high fat drinks, many Elves get ridiculously obese. This leads to broken tree houses in Lorien, cracked paving stones in Rivendell and sinking boats at the Grey Havens. On the plus side, Sauron fails to see the need in invading and instead decides to just have Orcs push them down the stairs while he laughs. I wish Trolls REALLY LIKED Mutton.
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Granted. Trolls now have taken hold of virtually all sheep and pastures in ME, and since they're so stupid, eventually all sheep became extinct.
I wish Feanor wasn't that proud.
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hundreds of Simarils which causied enormous strife in M-E. I wish Tom Bambadil decided to put a high-rise condominium on the barrow downs.
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A rap band scooped him up to sing for them, but were disappointed by his choice of topics. I wish that Gandalf had an electrostaff.
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