Be careful what you wish for...

[Gollum the Great]

Originally Posted by Babidi Buu

I wish Eowyn married Gothmog

She did. But Eomer got sick of having an orc in Meduseld, so he told Gothmog to go and fing the Heir's Ring, which was lost generations previously. Gothmog said yeah, sure, took off the ring from his finger and handed it over. Eomer had Gothmog killed on the spot because he'd finally found the thief.


I wish Gimli had an uzi.

[Babidi Buu]

Originally Posted by Gollum the Great

I wish Gimli had an uzi.

Wish granted. Gimli had an uzi and with it, got more orcs then legolas in their counting games. Legolas, however stayed miserable for quite some time..

I wish Sauron had a pink bunny costume

Sorry Sauron ^_^

[Lindale]

Originally Posted by Babidi Buu

I wish Sauron had a pink bunny costume

Melkor offered him a fluffy pink bunny costume as a gift for his loyal services, and he accepted. But Melkor was imprisoned soon after, and Sauron forgot about the fluffy bunny pink costume, and then the Second Age happened and its war... only then, after defeat, did Sauron remember the costume.

He was a flaming eye then. But when he saw it, he ordered one of the lesser Nazgul to put it on him. The Nazgul, bereft of brains by this time, obeyed. But flaming eyeballs and clothes don't go together....

...and Sauron cried. And cried. And cried. His cries went all over Middle Earth, to Aman, even to the Void.

Manwe, highly disturbed, shouted, "Eru dammit!" And Eru, who was also irritated, decided to hasten the end of the world.

I wish Elves could go to insanely pricey coffeeshops like Starbucks.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Lindale

I wish Elves could go to insanely pricey coffeeshops like Starbucks.

Your wish is Richar E Granted...
However, because they get obsessed with their frappe-chinos and other type high fat drinks, many Elves get ridiculously obese. This leads to broken tree houses in Lorien, cracked paving stones in Rivendell and sinking boats at the Grey Havens. On the plus side, Sauron fails to see the need in invading and instead decides to just have Orcs push them down the stairs while he laughs.

I wish Trolls REALLY LIKED Mutton.

[Lindale]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

I wish Trolls REALLY LIKED Mutton.

Granted. Trolls now have taken hold of virtually all sheep and pastures in ME, and since they're so stupid, eventually all sheep became extinct.

I wish Feanor wasn't that proud.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

I wish Feanor wasn't that proud.

Granted. But not being proud Feanor decided to make
hundreds of Simarils which causied enormous strife in M-E.

I wish Tom Bambadil decided to put a
high-rise condominium on the barrow downs.

[Gollum the Great]

Originally Posted by Tuor in Gondolin

I wish Tom Bambadil decided to put a
high-rise condominium on the barrow downs.

As you wish. Tom started to begin but got distracted and ran singing and collecting lilies.
A rap band scooped him up to sing for them, but were disappointed by his choice of topics.

I wish that Gandalf had an electrostaff.