Be careful what you wish for... - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Folwren · 08-05-2008, 05:41 PM

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I wish Gothmog(the pink orc) Had not died during battle of Pelennor Fields

Granted! Eowyn was killed, therefore when Faramir awoke from his Black Breath stupor, he saw no reason to live, and died for lack of love.

I wish Gollum hadn't bit off Frodo's finger.

Babidi Buu · 08-05-2008, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Folwren

I wish Gollum hadn't bit off Frodo's finger.

Thou wish is Granted. Gollum had not bitten off Frodo's finger and as a result, Frodo was able to get Gollum off of him. Unfortunatly, Frodo Ran out of Mount Doom and the Nazgul cought and Killed him. Sauron wins and the men of the west are slayen..

I wish Sauron would get a Contact Lense.

Have you seen how Red that eye is!?

Tuor in Gondolin · 08-05-2008, 07:33 PM

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I wish Sauron would get a Contact Lense.

Your wish is granted, but since the technology was
new to Middle-earth, Sauron had to mortgage Minas Morgul.

I wish Eowyn would become an exotic dancer.

Babidi Buu · 08-05-2008, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Tuor in Gondolin

I wish Eowyn would become an exotic dancer.

Thou wish is Granted. However, Eowyn could not find Exotic clothing for Exotic dancing

I wish Denethor would be a better father

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-06-2008, 03:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Babidi Buu

I wish Denethor would be a better father

Your wish is granted...
However, he ends up being too good a father. Because he is so loving and kind, Faramir refuses to go on the marches and consequentally, Mordor invades with ease. Boromir does not defend Osgiliath because he is spending 'Quality time' on holiday with Denethor.
Sauron is, however, annoyed that his invasion was so boring.

I wish Smaug's breath wasn't so bad.

Mithalwen · 08-06-2008, 06:28 AM

Your wish is granted. However the mintyfresh toothpaste he used to solve his halitosis problem left his gnashers so bright and sparkly white that Bard was dazzled and missed. So there is still a Dragon in Erebor.

I wish Hobbits didn't have hairy feet.

Lindale · 08-06-2008, 09:13 AM

Well, now they don't, plus now their hair is sleek and straight. So the Elves, when they first saw them, said, "Heeeeyyyy.... look at those, why do they look like us, but fatter and smaller? And a little more haggard?"

So the Hobbits, when they heard the word "haggard," frantically tried to imitate the Elves... Even Frodo got obsessed with his looks, to the point he just wore the Ring so he wouldn't be noticed, and so the Black Riders eventually got him. Even mistook him for an elf.

I wish Galadriel to be a warrior who survived to the Third Age and established Lorien as a kind of military power

08-06-2008, 06:28 AM	#6
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,461	Your wish is granted. However the mintyfresh toothpaste he used to solve his halitosis problem left his gnashers so bright and sparkly white that Bard was dazzled and missed. So there is still a Dragon in Erebor. I wish Hobbits didn't have hairy feet. __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

08-06-2008, 09:13 AM	#7
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	Well, now they don't, plus now their hair is sleek and straight. So the Elves, when they first saw them, said, "Heeeeyyyy.... look at those, why do they look like us, but fatter and smaller? And a little more haggard?" So the Hobbits, when they heard the word "haggard," frantically tried to imitate the Elves... Even Frodo got obsessed with his looks, to the point he just wore the Ring so he wouldn't be noticed, and so the Black Riders eventually got him. Even mistook him for an elf. I wish Galadriel to be a warrior who survived to the Third Age and established Lorien as a kind of military power __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.