Be careful what you wish for...

[Gollum the Great]

Originally Posted by Tuor in Gondolin

I wish Tom Bambadil decided to put a
high-rise condominium on the barrow downs.

As you wish. Tom started to begin but got distracted and ran singing and collecting lilies.
A rap band scooped him up to sing for them, but were disappointed by his choice of topics.

I wish that Gandalf had an electrostaff.

[Lindale]

Originally Posted by Gollum the Great

I wish that Gandalf had an electrostaff.

Granted. But then he didn't really read the manual as carefully as he should have, and instead sent bolts of electricity throughout the Shire. Half the Hobbit population died.

I wish Frodo and Gandalf had cellular phones.

[Babidi Buu]

Originally Posted by Lindale

I wish Frodo and Gandalf had cellular phones.

Wish Granted, Unfortunatly Frodo and Gandalf have no idea how to use them, so they were compleatly useless..

I wish Mordor won the battle against Minas Tirith(Gothmog and Witch-King live)

Strictly speaking, that may be two wishes. I dont know

[Tuor in Gondolin]

I wish Mordor won the battle against Minas Tirith(Gothmog and Witch-King live)

Granted. But they were then wiped out when
a hobbit army led by Lobelia S-B (after her great
escape from internment by Sharkey) descended
on the bad guys.

I wish Lobelia then followed the tendencies
of Smeagol's ancestors and set up a matriarchy
over Eriador.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Originally Posted by Tuor in Gondolin

I wish Lobelia then followed the tendencies of Smeagol's ancestors and set up a matriarchy
over Eriador.

Your wish is granted, but unfortunately Lobelia didn't know a thing about leading people, so she put Lotho in charge...

I wish that Frodo fell into Mt. Doom and died with Gollum.

[Babidi Buu]

Originally Posted by TheGreatElvenWarrior

I wish that Frodo fell into Mt. Doom and died with Gollum.

Wish Granted, Unfortunately everybody didn't like the ending.

Again, ran out of idea's. Sorry

I Wish.... Gothmog(The Orc) Had more Fan's.

Ok, From here on i wont bring him up for a while.. But he's so cool.

[Gollum the Great]

Originally Posted by Babidi Buu

I Wish.... Gothmog(The Orc) Had more Fan's.

Your wish is my command. The Army of Morgul starts cheering and rooting Gothmog on. The Witch King gets jealous and swoops down on him. Gandalf, not seeing the Nazgul, decides to temporarily exit the City and dispose of the new commander. He charges out on Shadowfax, thunders towards the mighty orc, and collides with the Lord of the Nazgul.
Ka Blammo! With two intensely opposite supernatural forces so close, the upshot of the thing is that all their power is instantly released in two simultaneous incredibly huge explosions. The Ringwraith is sent into the Void, but his magic alone cannot over come Gandalf. Luckily, Sauron put a minor "anti-wizard" spell on the Nazgul, so some of Mithrandir's wizardry is reversed, and that in addition to the Witch King's magic destroys Gandalf.
This leaves Gothmog in charge with only Imrahil to lead the Gondorians. Of course, Gothmog (being way cooler) conquers Minas Tirith. This enables him to get his forces inside some walls and repulse the charge of the Rohirrim, and then crush Aragorn when he arrives. Frodo destroys the ring, Sauron is destoyed, but all his troops join Gothmog because so awesome. And all because of a few hundred thousand fans. Good job, Babidi!

I wish Gondor had more cavalry.