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Old 08-07-2008, 03:11 AM   #20
Lindale
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I wish Sauron had a pink bunny costume
Melkor offered him a fluffy pink bunny costume as a gift for his loyal services, and he accepted. But Melkor was imprisoned soon after, and Sauron forgot about the fluffy bunny pink costume, and then the Second Age happened and its war... only then, after defeat, did Sauron remember the costume.

He was a flaming eye then. But when he saw it, he ordered one of the lesser Nazgul to put it on him. The Nazgul, bereft of brains by this time, obeyed. But flaming eyeballs and clothes don't go together....

...and Sauron cried. And cried. And cried. His cries went all over Middle Earth, to Aman, even to the Void.

Manwe, highly disturbed, shouted, "Eru dammit!" And Eru, who was also irritated, decided to hasten the end of the world.

I wish Elves could go to insanely pricey coffeeshops like Starbucks.
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