Be careful what you wish for...

[Gollum the Great]

Originally Posted by Lindale

I wish Galadriel to be a warrior who survived to the Third Age and established Lorien as a kind of military power

You get your wish. Nobody could resist the might of the Lady of the Golden Wood, and so Lorien controlled the world. Yet the power of the elves was fading, so eventually the entire elven population moved to Aman, and the once more "Free Peoples" who were used to being slaves, came out of their dungeons and labor houses and said:
"Who do we fight now?"


I wish Mordor used plasma weaponry

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Gollum the Great

I wish Mordor used plasma weaponry

Granted. But due to the fact that none of them understood it, they ended up using the weapons as projectiles and hurled them at the enemy. When that didn't work too well, they left them in a ditch somewhere and they weren't discovered until yesterday when someone was digging for gold and blew themselves up.
Well done you.

I wish there were some good Dragons who made the tea for everyone after the battle of Pelenor fields...

[Babidi Buu]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

I wish there were some good Dragons who made the tea for everyone after the battle of Pelenor fields...

Loading... Your wish is Granted, Problem is nobody likes Dragon Tea

I wish that Smaug was never killed

[Hookbill the Goomba]

I wish that Smaug was never killed

Instead of being killed, Smaug becomes good and makes the tea after Pelenor field... But no body likes Dragon tea.

I wish Hobbits were better builders

[Babidi Buu]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

I wish Hobbits were better builders

Granted. Hobbits were better builders, Infact they were so good they made a lighthouse that looks like Sauron. However, The Men of the West were not to thrilled by the lighthouse and destroyed it..

I wish that the Witch-king was not killed in the battle of pelennor fields.

Was going to do "I wish people like Dragon Tea" But decided not too

[Kitanna]

Originally Posted by Babidi Buu

I wish that the Witch-king was not killed in the battle of pelennor fields.

Granted, the Witch-king lives, but Mordor still falls. In the wake of Sauron's defeat the Witch-king must find other work. He starts a one man show in Minas Tirith entitled "Sands of Time: A Nazgul's Regret". He recounts his whole life up until Sauron's defeat. It opens to rave reviews despite its length of five hours and forty minutes. Elrond and him then become drinking buddies and Elrond becomes his manager before he takes his leave of Middle-Earth.

I wish Radagast had been part of the Fellowship.

[Babidi Buu]

Originally Posted by Kitanna

I wish Radagast had been part of the Fellowship.

Wish granted. Radagast becomes a member of the fellowship but everyone got fed up with all the animals following him.

I wish Eowyn married Gothmog(Pink Orc)

Either a chance for a heroic story for Faramir or i've gone nutty