Be careful what you wish for...

[Eönwë]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

I wish Gollum had decided to play Rock-Paper-Scissors instead of Riddles with Bilbo

Thy wish is granted

However, Bilbo does not know how to play the game, and Gollum spends so long explaining it to Bilbo that Gandalf and the Dwarves manage to find and save Bilbo. Gollum gets killed by the dwarves (against Gandalf's better reasoning), and isn't there at the end to take the ring from Frodo and fall into the Cracks of Doom. Evil wins.


I wish Gollum could sing well