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Wish Granted, Unfortunately it just so happens that one of the belly button rings was actually the One Ring. And so the Nazgul with their Orc Armies invade Edoras, destroying everything in their path, take the one ring and gives it to Sauron..
I wish Gothmog had the One Ring.. Everyone is probably sick and tired of me bringing him up, huh? I ran out of ideas and i wanted to liven up this game! ![]() |
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Granted.
Gothmog, Lord of Balrgos, has the One Ring. However, Sauron hasn't made it yet. This causes a temporal paradox, resulting in the total colapse of Middle Earth in seconds. Well done. Two people with the same name. Oh what confusion. I wish The Balrog in Moria had more lines to say.
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Wight
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Wish Granted, Unfortunately the only line the Balrog ever said was: "Your Fired!"
Bad joke.. And i KNEW i should have been more spacific! ![]() I wish the Other Gothmog had the Ring. Next Stop: Witch-King! (Sorry about wishing for the same wish Twice ![]() |
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Wish Granted.
Unfortunately people still don't know what he is and he gets so upset about this that he has a tantrum and by mistake throws the ring into Mount Doom. I wish that everybody listened to Tom Bombadil's songs.
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Richard E Granted.
Tom's first album "Come Merry Dol" is a best seller all over Middle Earth. But after his second album "Christmas Merry Dol" bombs, Tom becomes a laughing stock and is forcibly evicted from Middle Earth by catapult. He therefore never rescues the Hobbits from Old Man Willow and the Barrow Wights roam free, eating all the cakes in The Shire. I wish Gollum had decided to play Rock-Paper-Scissors instead of Riddles with Bilbo
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However, Bilbo does not know how to play the game, and Gollum spends so long explaining it to Bilbo that Gandalf and the Dwarves manage to find and save Bilbo. Gollum gets killed by the dwarves (against Gandalf's better reasoning), and isn't there at the end to take the ring from Frodo and fall into the Cracks of Doom. Evil wins. I wish Gollum could sing well
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-Pulls a Magic Wand and waves it around- Bibidi, Babidi Buu! Your wish be granted!
Gollum eventually became the greatest singer in all of Middle-Earth, unfortunately he eventually lost his voice while singing everyone's favorite song: So juicy SWEEEEEEEEEEEET! it shattered many windows.. I wish this game to be revived- I mean.. I wish that the Witch-King, Gothmog and the Mouth of Sauron be turned into Dragons! ![]() |
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