Be careful what you wish for...

[Eönwë]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

I wish Dwarves' beards were deadly weapons.

Your wish is granted. The Longbeards then kill all the other clans as soon as they are awakened, so Nogrod is never built and Turin never gets to fight with his Dragon-helm, which means that Glaurung is still alive and eats everyone after Sauron wins without Narsil killing him.
The Longbeards then start stabbing themselves to death and we're already at Dagor Dagorath.

I wish everyone in Middle-Earth only ate fish

[Babidi Buu]

Originally Posted by Eönwë

I wish everyone in Middle-Earth only ate fish

wish granted, soon everyone ate all the fish and poor smeagull/gollum had no more rrrrraw and wwwwiggling fish.

I wish i could meet the Witch-King.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Babidi Buu

I wish i could meet the Witch-King.

Granted.

He eats your face.

I wish Gandalf had a hat shop in Valinor.

[Babidi Buu]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

I wish Gandalf had a hat shop in Valinor.

Granted. Alas, all the hats would not match without getting gray robes and a long pointy beard..

I wish i met Gothmog.

Uh oh, I brought him up again. Yep, the Orc again..

[Valesse]

Originally Posted by Babidi Buu

I wish i met Gothmog.

(Uh oh, I brought him up again. Yep, the Orc again..)

"Uh oh", the last things Gothmog utters after as the rest of his face melts onto your shoulder. You find yourself trapped amidst the fleshy globs of the well-fed orc's visage. Flailing as you no doubt are, he is constantly distracted. While this doesn't serve as too much of a hinderance at first it ultimately becomes his undoing when the two of you are crushed by giant stones flung from Minas Tirith into Pelennor fields. Sad day.

I wish belly button rings were all the rage in Edoras.

[Babidi Buu]

Originally Posted by Valesse

I wish belly button rings were all the rage in Edoras.

Wish Granted, Unfortunately it just so happens that one of the belly button rings was actually the One Ring. And so the Nazgul with their Orc Armies invade Edoras, destroying everything in their path, take the one ring and gives it to Sauron..


I wish Gothmog had the One Ring..

Everyone is probably sick and tired of me bringing him up, huh? I ran out of ideas and i wanted to liven up this game!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Babidi Buu

I wish Gothmog had the One Ring..

Granted.
Gothmog, Lord of Balrgos, has the One Ring. However, Sauron hasn't made it yet. This causes a temporal paradox, resulting in the total colapse of Middle Earth in seconds.

Well done. Two people with the same name. Oh what confusion.

I wish The Balrog in Moria had more lines to say.