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the phantom · 10-08-2012, 04:25 PM

I seem to recall a mini-headline in The Downer a couple years ago that was something like-
"Cat's Nine Lives No Match For Shotgun"

Galadriel55 · 10-08-2012, 04:42 PM

Aha! Now tp is also talking about cats! Do you want BWight to ban you, phantom?

the phantom · 10-08-2012, 05:42 PM

I'm already banned actually, but I've learned to post in such a way that only certain folks can see it.

This post, for instance- it doesn't exist for anyone except you.

In other news (i.e. previous Downer headline)- "Study Determines Cats Unable to Swim Effectively in a Vat of Glue".

Galadriel55 · 10-08-2012, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by the phantom

I'm already banned actually, but I've learned to post in such a way that only certain folks can see it.

I should have realised.

Quote:

Originally Posted by tp

This post, for instance- it doesn't exist for anyone except you.

Maybe all posts don't exist at all, and you are just imagining them. Maybe this one is a figment of imagination - but whose, I wonder? mine or yours?

Quote:

Originally Posted by tp

In other news (i.e. previous Downer headline)- "Study Determines Cats Unable to Swim Effectively in a Vat of Glue".

"Study determines that Study is quite a stupid person who hasn't seen a cat leap off the fifth floor and survive" - says Study. "And cats aren't made for swimming anyways. They are too eeeeevil for swimming."

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 10-09-2012, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Galadriel55

"Study determines that Study is quite a stupid person who hasn't seen a cat leap off the fifth floor and survive" - says Study. "And cats aren't made for swimming anyways. They are too eeeeevil for swimming."

There was also an article a while back that had to do with putting cats in microwaves. Clearly tp is the most evil person in the whole world. How could anybody hate cats?

Bêthberry · 10-09-2012, 06:43 PM

I think our responses, G55, have demonstrated sufficiently that cats provide a euCATastrophe and therefore pass the canonicity test.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-14-2012, 04:28 PM

News. The strong stuff. Leave the bottle.

And now the Phantom and Alien enter a new era. A new plane of existence! A new set of pants! This time they're old film noir detectives. A bit like Phanston and Ailsbry, but in an alternate reality or something.
This is actually technically the start of... Volume 5!

ENJOY!

Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien, you can look back though the...

VOLUME 1 | VOLUME 2 | VOLUME 3 | VOLUME 4

Or Like The Phantom and Alien Facebook Page!

The new Facebook page for P&A has ALL the episodes I could find on my computer as well as some never-before-seen art and concept drawings. It's fun stuff and I'll probably be posting the episodes there, too!
This is mostly down to the fact that the webs page I was using before was not allowing me to upload new episodes and kept deleting old ones so I've given up on it for now. Grrr. So, if you're on the old fac-e-book, give it a 'like'. Or don't. I'm not your boss.

10-08-2012, 04:25 PM	#1
the phantom Beloved Shadow Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Stadium Posts: 5,971	I seem to recall a mini-headline in The Downer a couple years ago that was something like- "Cat's Nine Lives No Match For Shotgun" __________________ the phantom has posted. This thread is now important.

10-08-2012, 04:42 PM	#2
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,519	Aha! Now tp is also talking about cats! Do you want BWight to ban you, phantom? __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

10-08-2012, 05:42 PM	#3
the phantom Beloved Shadow Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Stadium Posts: 5,971	I'm already banned actually, but I've learned to post in such a way that only certain folks can see it. This post, for instance- it doesn't exist for anyone except you. In other news (i.e. previous Downer headline)- "Study Determines Cats Unable to Swim Effectively in a Vat of Glue". __________________ the phantom has posted. This thread is now important.

10-09-2012, 06:43 PM	#6
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 6,003	I think our responses, G55, have demonstrated sufficiently that cats provide a euCATastrophe and therefore pass the canonicity test. __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

10-14-2012, 04:28 PM	#7
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	News. The strong stuff. Leave the bottle. And now the Phantom and Alien enter a new era. A new plane of existence! A new set of pants! This time they're old film noir detectives. A bit like Phanston and Ailsbry, but in an alternate reality or something. This is actually technically the start of... Volume 5! ENJOY! Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien, you can look back though the... VOLUME 1 \| VOLUME 2 \| VOLUME 3 \| VOLUME 4 Or Like The Phantom and Alien Facebook Page! The new Facebook page for P&A has ALL the episodes I could find on my computer as well as some never-before-seen art and concept drawings. It's fun stuff and I'll probably be posting the episodes there, too! This is mostly down to the fact that the webs page I was using before was not allowing me to upload new episodes and kept deleting old ones so I've given up on it for now. Grrr. So, if you're on the old fac-e-book, give it a 'like'. Or don't. I'm not your boss. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...