The Barrow Downs Newspaper

[Galadriel55]

Originally Posted by the phantom

I'm already banned actually, but I've learned to post in such a way that only certain folks can see it.

I should have realised.

Originally Posted by tp

This post, for instance- it doesn't exist for anyone except you.

Maybe all posts don't exist at all, and you are just imagining them. Maybe this one is a figment of imagination - but whose, I wonder? mine or yours?

Originally Posted by tp

In other news (i.e. previous Downer headline)- "Study Determines Cats Unable to Swim Effectively in a Vat of Glue".

"Study determines that Study is quite a stupid person who hasn't seen a cat leap off the fifth floor and survive" - says Study. "And cats aren't made for swimming anyways. They are too eeeeevil for swimming."