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the phantom · 10-08-2012, 09:06 AM

Do you want BWight to ban you, Galadriel?

(What- you didn't give me a pistol, Hookbill? How am I to survive the inevitable outlaw attack?)

Bêthberry · 10-08-2012, 11:50 AM

The cat'll come back, the very next day, TP.

Boromir88 · 10-08-2012, 11:59 AM

A random gas station meeting to discuss football with the phantom would not be a depressing moot, in my humble opinion.

Galadriel55 · 10-08-2012, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by the phantom

Do you want BWight to ban you, Galadriel?

Cats have 9 lives, you know...

the phantom · 10-08-2012, 04:25 PM

I seem to recall a mini-headline in The Downer a couple years ago that was something like-
"Cat's Nine Lives No Match For Shotgun"

Galadriel55 · 10-08-2012, 04:42 PM

Aha! Now tp is also talking about cats! Do you want BWight to ban you, phantom?

the phantom · 10-08-2012, 05:42 PM

I'm already banned actually, but I've learned to post in such a way that only certain folks can see it.

This post, for instance- it doesn't exist for anyone except you.

In other news (i.e. previous Downer headline)- "Study Determines Cats Unable to Swim Effectively in a Vat of Glue".

Galadriel55 · 10-08-2012, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by the phantom

I'm already banned actually, but I've learned to post in such a way that only certain folks can see it.

I should have realised.

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Originally Posted by tp

This post, for instance- it doesn't exist for anyone except you.

Maybe all posts don't exist at all, and you are just imagining them. Maybe this one is a figment of imagination - but whose, I wonder? mine or yours?

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Originally Posted by tp

In other news (i.e. previous Downer headline)- "Study Determines Cats Unable to Swim Effectively in a Vat of Glue".

"Study determines that Study is quite a stupid person who hasn't seen a cat leap off the fifth floor and survive" - says Study. "And cats aren't made for swimming anyways. They are too eeeeevil for swimming."

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 10-09-2012, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Galadriel55

"Study determines that Study is quite a stupid person who hasn't seen a cat leap off the fifth floor and survive" - says Study. "And cats aren't made for swimming anyways. They are too eeeeevil for swimming."

There was also an article a while back that had to do with putting cats in microwaves. Clearly tp is the most evil person in the whole world. How could anybody hate cats?

10-08-2012, 09:06 AM	#1
the phantom Beloved Shadow Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Stadium Posts: 5,971	Do you want BWight to ban you, Galadriel? (What- you didn't give me a pistol, Hookbill? How am I to survive the inevitable outlaw attack?) __________________ the phantom has posted. This thread is now important.

10-08-2012, 11:50 AM	#2
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 6,003	The cat'll come back, the very next day, TP. __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

10-08-2012, 11:59 AM	#3
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	A random gas station meeting to discuss football with the phantom would not be a depressing moot, in my humble opinion. __________________ Fenris Penguin

10-08-2012, 04:25 PM	#5
the phantom Beloved Shadow Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Stadium Posts: 5,971	I seem to recall a mini-headline in The Downer a couple years ago that was something like- "Cat's Nine Lives No Match For Shotgun" __________________ the phantom has posted. This thread is now important.

10-08-2012, 04:42 PM	#6
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,519	Aha! Now tp is also talking about cats! Do you want BWight to ban you, phantom? __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

10-08-2012, 05:42 PM	#7
the phantom Beloved Shadow Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Stadium Posts: 5,971	I'm already banned actually, but I've learned to post in such a way that only certain folks can see it. This post, for instance- it doesn't exist for anyone except you. In other news (i.e. previous Downer headline)- "Study Determines Cats Unable to Swim Effectively in a Vat of Glue". __________________ the phantom has posted. This thread is now important.