Did Maedhros kill Laughter? - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Nerwen · 05-03-2010, 06:09 PM

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All right.Here's another one:

(Lalaith is 23 now. And she is taking another try at destroying ovegrown thing.Geese support her,as always.)

Goose1:You know,twenty years passed.We should be smarter now.

Uh. So she was only three previously. Wandering around Middle-earth on her own, hanging out in taverns, killing people, ripping out dragon-backbones– all at the age of three.

And you were planning to have Beleg marry a toddler?

Interesting.

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Goose2:Agreed.

Lalaith:And when this is all over we shall go to Valinor.

(Lalaith and geese descend from pass above Nen Lalaith)

To be continued...

This is only the first part.More are to come.What doth thou think?

Well, how can we think anything yet, Urwen? Your Lalaith and her geese are big on goals– we knew that already. It's the achieving-them side of things where the problems arise.

Urwen · 05-03-2010, 10:19 PM

And as for the reason for putting lizard in Morgoth's cushion-well,he killed her(or at least,planned to).He deserves sort of payback,don't you think?

Loslote · 05-03-2010, 10:46 PM

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And as for the reason for putting lizard in Morgoth's cushion-well,he killed her(or at least,planned to).He deserves sort of payback,don't you think?

Wow. From ripping out a backbone with her bare hands to putting a lizard under a cushion...is it just me, or is Lalaith a bit unstable?

And congrats on your 100th post.

Nerwen · 05-03-2010, 11:35 PM

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And as for the reason for putting lizard in Morgoth's cushion-well,he killed her(or at least,planned to).

And... oh... maybe one or two other people as well.

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He deserves sort of payback,don't you think?

In what possible sense does that constitute a "payback", Urwen? It's just a lizard.

Estelyn Telcontar · 05-04-2010, 01:28 AM

*a chat skwerl peeks around the corner*

"This I will say to you: your thread stands upon the edge of a knife. Stray but a little and it will close..."

(This thread really does belong in Mirth, but since the moderator there shifted the responsibility back to me, I'm keeping an eye - both, as often as I can spare them - on the posts. Please remember to avoid too much chattiness, as it creates the impression of going off-topic. Thanks!)

Nerwen · 05-04-2010, 02:36 AM

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*a chat skwerl peeks around the corner*

"This I will say to you: your thread stands upon the edge of a knife. Stray but a little and it will close..."

(This thread really does belong in Mirth, but since the moderator there shifted the responsibility back to me, I'm keeping an eye - both, as often as I can spare them - on the posts. Please remember to avoid too much chattiness, as it creates the impression of going off-topic. Thanks!)

Sorry, Esty– it's just that I don't think any of us are quite sure what's on-topic any more.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 05-04-2010, 01:42 AM

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And as for the reason for putting lizard in Morgoth's cushion-well,he killed her(or at least,planned to).

It's a bit contradictory to ascribe blame to Morgoth now rather than Maedhros.

Urwen · 05-04-2010, 02:10 AM

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And... oh... maybe one or two other people as well.

Which people?

Nerwen · 05-04-2010, 02:34 AM

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Which people?

Huh? I point out that Morgoth the Dark Lord might have killed, or caused to be killed, one or two characters other than Lalaith, and you're confused? Really?

Now I'm confused.

Come on, Urwen, 'fess up. You've been trolling us all the whole time, haven't you?

Urwen · 05-04-2010, 02:40 AM

I know he will kill one or two other,but give me names of his victims!

Lalaith:We want names!

Goose1:Names!

Goose2:Names!

Niniel:Names!

Names...

Nerwen · 05-04-2010, 02:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Urwen

I know he will kill one or two other,but give me names of his victims!

Lalaith:We want names!

Goose1:Names!

Goose2:Names!

Niniel:Names!

Names...

You... you did read the Silmarillion, didn't you, Urwen?

Nerwen · 05-04-2010, 02:26 AM

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And as for the reason for putting lizard in Morgoth's cushion-well,he killed her(or at least,planned to).He deserves sort of payback,don't you think?

It's a bit contradictory to ascribe blame to Morgoth now rather than Maedhros.

Not just that. The only reason for doing this at all can only be to annoy Morgoth. I mean, some people, after going to the trouble of infiltrating Angband, might take the opportunity to do something little more productive, but no, Lalaith's merely going to play a lame, childish prank. (Why a lizard, of all things?)

Very well. She means to annoy him. Now as, we know, Morgoth doesn't respond well to being even slightly annoyed.

Remember what he did when Feanor slammed the door in his face? Or when Lalaith's own father told him a few home truths? Or when Maedhros–

...Maedhros...

–Wait a moment... that sounds familiar...

Tell me, Urwen, if Morgoth retaliates for the lizard incident by murdering yet more innocent people, will that mean Lalaith is the real killer?

05-03-2010, 10:19 PM	#2
Urwen Spirit of Nen Lalaith Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Meneltarma Posts: 5,408	And as for the reason for putting lizard in Morgoth's cushion-well,he killed her(or at least,planned to).He deserves sort of payback,don't you think? __________________ Tuor: Yeah, it was me who broke [Morleg's] arm. With a wrench. Specifically, this wrench. I am suffering from Maeglinomaniacal Maeglinophilia.

05-04-2010, 01:28 AM	#5
Estelyn Telcontar Princess of Skwerlz Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles) Posts: 7,500	a chat skwerl peeks around the corner "This I will say to you: your thread stands upon the edge of a knife. Stray but a little and it will close..." (This thread really does belong in Mirth, but since the moderator there shifted the responsibility back to me, I'm keeping an eye - both, as often as I can spare them - on the posts. Please remember to avoid too much chattiness, as it creates the impression of going off-topic. Thanks!) __________________ 'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...'

05-04-2010, 02:40 AM	#10
Urwen Spirit of Nen Lalaith Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Meneltarma Posts: 5,408	I know he will kill one or two other,but give me names of his victims! Lalaith:We want names! Goose1:Names! Goose2:Names! Niniel:Names! Names... __________________ Tuor: Yeah, it was me who broke [Morleg's] arm. With a wrench. Specifically, this wrench. I am suffering from Maeglinomaniacal Maeglinophilia.