Did Maedhros kill Laughter?

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Originally Posted by Urwen

And forever and ever I'll work to defend Lalaith's honour!

I don't think you actually know what honor is. Look it up.

Originally Posted by Urwen

5.Have Niniel marry Brandir and Lalaith marry Beleg.

You know, chances are Beleg was already married. According to the essay in Morgoth's Ring, The Laws and Customs of the Eldar, Elves usually married young (around the age of 150 years, as I recall). Beleg most likely was already married (albight without children, as elves tried not to have children during times of war). Moreover, Lalaith would not have been worried about marriage at her young age (unless she was rather creepy ).

Originally Posted by Urwen

(Lalaith kills Glaurung in a second,climbs on Goose1's back and flies off to far away)

Clearly these are no ordinary geese, but giant ones...

Originally Posted by Nerwen

The geese? How?

They are giant, remember?

Originally Posted by Nerwen

Not only that, it requires Lalaith and the geese to be much stronger than they possibly could be. We're talking biiiiig rock here.

Uber-giant geese, Nerwen! Keep up!

Originally Posted by Urwen

Look you!I've got a super maniac plan now and if you reject it,I'll trap you in a sack!

Here it is:

(In a tavern,Lalaith and geese are sitting around the table,munching)

Lalaith:Have you got any other idea?

Goose1:Lemme think...Aha!

(An hour later,in Nargothrond,Lalaith and geese have Mim the dwarf tied up.)

Lalaith:Glaurung likes this treasure.Curse it!

Goose1:Or I'll rip your throat out!

Mim:I curse this treasure....

(Lalaith kills Mim and walks calmly out of Nargothrond, followed by geese.They rerurn to tavern and have a nice nap...)

I can't think of anything else...for now!

...I can't even follow this one. What's the point again?

Another point: Lalaith does not seem to mind blood at all, but I do. Could you tone down the "rip out the backbone" and such like? Please?