Be careful what you wish for...

[Farael]

Originally Posted by Meneltarmacil

I wish I was the King of Gondor.

Can you say Granted? no, you can't? hmm... well, I can. GRANTED!!

Sadly, we are in what, the seventh age? and Gondor has not survived into today's times.

I wish the walls of Minas Tirith were made of jello

[Valesse]

Originally Posted by Farael

I wish the walls of Minas Tirith were made of jello

Ala-ka-bizmo..! Or something to that liking...

So the walls of Minas Tirith are made of jello, right? Well thats all well and good... and wiggley/transluscent, but we're going to have some issues here. First off, if there were to be any major battles at the walls of Minas Tirith *ahem* we'd be seeing a lot of little orcsies abusing the properties of everyone's favorite psuedo-solid. cutting their way through it but getting stuck mid-way and sufficating... Can you just imagine the smell when that GIANT wall of jello were to rot away or shrink/harden of old age? Secondly, as stated before, you can see through jello (and jello can see through you...) so unless you're wanting Mordor to win with their catapults and various other siege equipments, you probably should have made a different wish.

To add insult to injury... jello has but one weakness: heat.

Heat... like that of the sun.. the sun being something we know for a fact (thank you, Peter Jackson) follows Theoden around occationally. Nevermind that he came to try and aid the only-slightly doomed Gondorians, this would definitely put an end to the multi-layered White-wiggle-city. Or, well... Numenorian Ooze-puddle.

I wish Eru really did get a penny for every thought.

[Meneltarmacil]

I wish Eru really did get a penny for every thought.

Your wish is granted. The pennies build up around him until he eventually is crushed under them.

I wish Balrogs had wings.

[The Elf-warrior]

I wish Balrogs had wings.

Your wish is granted. The Balrog flew out of the chasm and toasted the Fellowship to death, took the Ring, and became the Dark Lord of Moria. Sauron sent in the Nazgul on flying steeds. They recovered the Ring and gave it to Sauron, who plunged the world into a second darkness.

I wish Denethor wasn't such a pyromaniac.

[Rikae]

I wish Denethor wasn't such a pyromaniac.

Granted. Now Denethor has a shoe fetish, and eats the Shire out of indignation, resulting in fatal indigestion.

I wish the fox, instead of wondering why hobbits were sleeping under a tree, had taken the ring to Mordor and destroyed it.

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

I wish the fox, instead of wondering why hobbits were sleeping under a tree, had taken the ring to Mordor and destroyed it.

Zimzalazing the fox took the little round thing!

Unfortunately in order to get the ring it had to bite the throats of the hobbits. . .On the way to mount doom the Fox grew in power and soon it was enabled to control all, but men (including hobbits), elves and wizards. All creatures followed its call and raided their way through Middle-earth and left it more devastated than Mordor, so when the ring was finaly the destroyed, it was of no gain as Middle-earth had already been destroyed and left it in worse condition than Sauron in his sweetest dream could ever imagine.

I wish that Ulmo had been the mightiest of the Valar

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Rune Son of Bjarne

I wish that Ulmo had been the mightiest of the Valar

Oh, but he was. Unfortunately, he was also the laziest of the Valar.

I wish Sam had found some Potatoes in Ithilian.