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Old 01-03-2007, 05:41 PM   #1
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I wish Bilbo had taken the Ring into Mordor.
Well of course he did! But... well he -tried-.

The average hobbit can only take so much, you know? After starting his journey out from Hobbiton on his 111st birthday, Bilbo found himself being tracked by an unlikely pack of mistrils with the working title of "Nemoy and the Nem-an-or-ians" (Okay, so thats a stretch) the old hobbit soon got fed up with being the subject to such cantations that he threw the ring at Nemoy in a rage. Subsequently, it bounced off and choked a small horse.

Now having to drag a small horse up the fiery steps of Mt. Doom isn't an easy feat, and needless to say any chances of success were now completely out of the picture without having to stop and... *ahem* do certain things to retreive the ring once more. Just in time for those nasty Nazgul to snatch it from his little hands and run off with it snickering.

I wish the elves of the Last Alliance preformed dazzlingly dangerous kick-line to squash their enemies!
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Old 01-20-2008, 01:41 PM   #2
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I wish the elves of the Last Alliance preformed dazzlingly dangerous kick-line to squash their enemies!
It is done. However, they take their new found power and form a mass corporate system that crushes the masses. Some how.

I wish Bilbo would admit he wore a wig.
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Old 01-20-2008, 05:22 PM   #3
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I wish Bilbo would admit he wore a wig.
Granted. After admitting that he wears a wig, Bilbo is unfortunately disqualified from the annual Shire beauty pageant.

I wish Faramir had a lightsaber.
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Old 01-21-2008, 11:55 AM   #4
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I wish Faramir had a lightsaber.
Granted, but after gaining access to a lightsaber he is recruited by the Jedi Order and taken from Gondor's service. Frodo and Sam are forever detained in Ithilien until Sauron is able to regain complete control.

I wish Hobbits roamed around in our world.
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Old 01-21-2008, 01:39 PM   #5
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I wish Hobbits roamed around in our world.
Granted! But because of all the deseises now they couldn't stand it so they went back to ME!

I wish that I could marry Pippin!
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Old 08-05-2008, 04:17 PM   #6
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I wish that I could marry Pippin!
Thou wish is Granted, You and pippin live a happy life untill pippin accidently sets the house on fire while smoking pipeweed.

I wish Gothmog(the pink orc) Had not died during battle of Pelennor Fields
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Old 08-05-2008, 05:41 PM   #7
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I wish Gothmog(the pink orc) Had not died during battle of Pelennor Fields
Granted! Eowyn was killed, therefore when Faramir awoke from his Black Breath stupor, he saw no reason to live, and died for lack of love.

I wish Gollum hadn't bit off Frodo's finger.
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