Be careful what you wish for...

[Volo]

Originally Posted by Brinniel

I wish Isildur had destroyed the Ring when he had the chance.

So be it. Isildur destroyed the Ring, because Tolkien got fed up with LotR and wanted to get rid of it quickly. That means that LotR was 24,7 pages long and no other books about ME ever came later. Sad, but true...

I wish Boromir was a gangsta rapper with tons of bling blings on his neck. (And a golden handgun.)