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Hookbill the Goomba · 02-27-2011, 06:02 PM

Bring out your dead! Bring them out so they can read the Downer!

And now for your regularly scheduled Phalian.

Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien, you can look back though the...

PHANTOM AND ALIEN
COMIC ARCHIVE THING

If your head is still able to read after that series of craziness and stomach cramp inducing news, then you'll be happy to read the following words;
Grumbling. Shoes.

Glirdan · 02-28-2011, 02:32 PM

The Poor Children!!!!!!

the phantom · 02-28-2011, 04:17 PM

DEAR DOWNER
THIS WEEK’S GUEST COLUMNIST- Urwen

Nerwen writes- Who is better- Maedhros, Glaurung, Eru, or Beren?
Urwen answers- Well Maedhros is totally out, since he’s the one that made Melkor mad enough to make the plague that killed Lalaith. Plus everyone knows Melkor used Maedhros’s severed hand as source material. Glaurung was very very mean to Lalaith’s family, and he probably even laughed when she died. And Eru didn’t spare her somehow, even though her brother was. What, was she unworthy?! Big jerk. And Beren wouldn’t give the Silmaril to Feanor’s sons, so they got mad, and that’s why Doriath didn’t help Maedhros’s alliance, and if they had maybe they would’ve been strong enough to move quicker ahead of the plague or maybe Melian could’ve healed Lalaith or something. So no- they’re all bad!

Rikae writes- Would you be so kind as to come up with a scenario in which Lalaith marries Aragorn?
Urwen answers- Ha, I thought of that years ago!
Maedhros: “Never mind Morgoth. We give up. Let’s talk.”
Morgoth: “Okay, so, you surrender now?”
Maedhros: *stalls* “Um….”
Morgoth: “So….?”
Maedhros: “Ha ha, I was kidding! Just giving time for all children to be evacuated! Now we fight!
Thingol: “Yes, we will take care of Turin and Lalaith for you, Hurin.”
Melian: “And I will send Lalaith to Beren and Luthien and have them put her into enchanted sleep, because I had a dream that said Turin would marry his sister!”
Hurin: “Thanks, you guys are great.”
Luthien: “Hi, Lalaith. We’re taking you up to a cave in Ered Luin to sleep.”
**Many years pass**
Cirdan: “I’ve lived around here a long time, but never noticed this cave before.”
Lalaith: “I’m awake now!”
Cirdan: “I will send you to Elrond to grow up. He can tell you all the history you missed.”
Elrond: “Good job Lalaith. You’re completely smart now, and a good fighter and everything.”
Lalaith: “Who’s that?”
Elrond: “That’s my adopted son, Aragorn. He just got back from a long trip.”
Aragorn: “You’re really pretty and funny and stuff. I like you.”
Lalaith: “Yay!”

Galadriel55 writes- I think that the next logical step after obsession with a fictional toddler would be obsession with a real life toddler. What do you say to that?
Urwen answers- I'm kinda there already. I killed my parents so I could have my little sister, and I made her to answer to “Lalaith”. When she started looking too old to be Lalaith, I killed her and had her stuffed. Now she can always be my Lalaith! I love going on walks with her (I pull her in a wagon).

Phantom writes- Who’s your favorite Tolkien character?
Urwen answers- Oh, ha ha ha ha ha!!!

Sally writes- I heard a rumor that you’re secretly Nog, and he created your account just to have a bit of fun with us.
Urwen answers- Oh my! Perhaps we can have a private chat about this?

satansaloser2005 · 02-28-2011, 04:23 PM

That last one totally happened, except the chat had nothing to do with Nog being Urwen.

Galadriel55 · 02-28-2011, 04:50 PM

Hahaha! Really? Urwen, you'd really kill Lalaith because you're upsest with her?

Quote:

Who’s your favorite Tolkien character?

What a question!

Pitchwife · 03-02-2011, 01:31 PM

Did you do anything with Greenie's eyes on that pic, Hookbill, or is that a light effect? She looks so blissfully zombified!

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-02-2011, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Pitchwife

Did you do anything with Greenie's eyes on that pic, Hookbill, or is that a light effect? She looks so blissfully zombified!

No, but I wish I had.

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-06-2011, 06:01 PM

A magnificent round of lies and slander! Also, this weeks' Downer.

Thanks to Blind Guardian for this weeks second story!

And now for your regularly scheduled Phalian.

Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien, you can look back though the...

PHANTOM AND ALIEN
COMIC ARCHIVE THING

There's a joke I meant to do in P&A around here but I completely forgot about it. I'll have to do it later. It was very funny.

narfforc · 03-06-2011, 06:32 PM

Anyway you look at it , the world is really really realy, real.

Blind Guardian · 03-09-2011, 09:04 PM

I just want to say: I have no grudge against De Phantom. And the horses look cool!

Oh, and that child freaks me out. Look at his eyes!

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-13-2011, 06:28 PM

When lies just aren't enough, there's always The Downer!

And now for your regularly scheduled Phalian.

Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien, you can look back though the...

PHANTOM AND ALIEN
COMIC ARCHIVE THING

Yes, I'm lazy and like to re-use old art whenever it suites me. Thanks for noticing.

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-17-2011, 03:43 PM

Check it out! My brother (of Volume 3 fame) did a neat little picture of Evilos the evil killer of death!

Oddwen · 03-17-2011, 05:00 PM

I like his little vest.

Blind Guardian · 03-18-2011, 11:23 AM

That child still freaks me out. *shivers*

Galadriel55 · 03-18-2011, 03:19 PM

I like the 3-D effect!

What's that blue thing on the right?

Pitchwife · 03-18-2011, 03:26 PM

Looks like a spacetime singularity that has been misused as a voodoo doll to me.

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-20-2011, 06:00 PM

Grab hold of your shirts and wriggle about in your chair! It's time for some news!

And now for your regularly scheduled Phalian.

Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien, you can look back though the...

PHANTOM AND ALIEN
COMIC ARCHIVE THING

Ho hum.
Alien and mayonnaise. They always end up together. If you're wodering why Alien isn't being burned by the mayo, you should remember that the mayo that burns him is clearly of the fat-free variety. Full fat mayo is okay with him.

Glirdan · 03-21-2011, 02:05 PM

Whoa...that was a wicked day dream of awesomness and terror and mayhem and......*slips back into day dream*

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-27-2011, 06:18 PM

Eeep! The lost hour made this late. Sorry...

And now for your regularly scheduled Phalian.

Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien, you can look back though the...

PHANTOM AND ALIEN
COMIC ARCHIVE THING

It's all coming to a head. A BIG HEAD! WITH A BIG NOSE.
Yeah, sorry, no idea what I'm talking about here. But isn't that what the Downer is all about?

Galadriel55 · 03-27-2011, 07:14 PM

Quick! Bann B-W before he destroys the whole world!

Errr...

Oh.

PS: is it the delicious grass that made his face so powerful?

skip spence · 03-28-2011, 12:25 PM

That article is grossly misleading. First of all, I DID NOT drink Rune's immortal soul. Okay, I tried to once, but it turned out he doesn't have one any longer. Sold it to the devil for beef and lager, apparently. Secondly, I DO NOT drink human souls. Well, there's some of it in my distillate, but there are many other ingredients as well...

Galadriel55 · 03-30-2011, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by skip spence

That article is grossly misleading. First of all, I DID NOT drink Rune's immortal soul. Okay, I tried to once, but it turned out he doesn't have one any longer. Sold it to the devil for beef and lager, apparently.

Next week there'll be a follow-up article - Truth About Rune Finally Revealed!

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 03-30-2011, 09:20 PM

Quote:

TGEW tried to drown herself in a pot of tea.

I see my reputation precedes me, Galadriel55.

Also, the lovely stories written by the guest writers these past three weeks is random and ridiculous, just how the Downer should be. Superb.
Hook, your writing is funny as always.

Galadriel55 · 03-31-2011, 05:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TGEW

I see my reputation precedes me, Galadriel55.

I got the idea from this. It was a few weeks back:

"Police discover plot to destroy Tea Pot. TGEW called in to assist."

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-03-2011, 05:06 PM

Keeping YOU informed and ignorant at the same time! It's the Barrow Downs' third best Newspaper!

And now for your regularly scheduled Phalian.

Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien, you can look back though the...

PHANTOM AND ALIEN
COMIC ARCHIVE THING

Wahay! These prison scenarios are a lot of fun to write. I hope you find them mildly entertaining. Isn't it nice to see the phantom and Alien interacting properly for once? That's not happened for AGES! I've missed it.

Blind Guardian · 04-04-2011, 12:32 PM

The Phantom reminds me of Raven from Teen Titans.

Galadriel55 · 04-04-2011, 05:28 PM

"...is good for the digestive system."

Of course a hobbit would say that!

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-10-2011, 05:12 PM

News trousers at the ready... It's time for the Downer

And now for your regularly scheduled Phalian.

Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien, you can look back though the...

PHANTOM AND ALIEN
COMIC ARCHIVE THING

Loved by ents and Tom Bombadil! Well, they liked it when I drugged them anyway.
All this talk of prison reminds me too much of my home life. I hope the phantom and alien escape soon.

Galadriel55 · 04-10-2011, 05:56 PM

"Soapy biscuits!"

I'm going to use this some day!

satansaloser2005 · 04-10-2011, 07:01 PM

Another example of shoddy journalism. I can personally assure you all that the phantom does not like blonde wigs. He greatly prefers brunettes.

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-17-2011, 05:04 PM

News jumpers and hats at the ready... It's time for the Downer

And now for your regularly scheduled Phalian.

Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien, you can look back though the...

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Squatter's hat is very important to him. NEVER INSULT IT!

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-24-2011, 05:04 PM

News worthy??

And now for your regularly scheduled Phalian.

Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien, you can look back though the...

PHANTOM AND ALIEN
COMIC ARCHIVE THING

That duck painting is evil! I wish I'd never drawn it!
Anyway... It's dawned on me that I'll probably have difficulty in making and posting the Newspaper when the Downer Finland moot takes place. Hmmm. I can make some in advance, I suppose, and hire a lackey to post them for me - like I did when I was in hospital a few years back. Any other ideas, loyal readers?

Eönwë · 04-25-2011, 04:12 AM

I tried to open the door but it was Deadlock Sealed, so I opened the window instead. But there was just a face, and not a nice face at all. Perhaps Aulë was right...

Bom Tombadillo · 04-27-2011, 12:38 PM

No, no, no. That's the wrong door. The right one has "police box" on it. And it's bigger on the inside.

Also: Wigs are not cool. Baskets are cool. As are Stetsons. Fezes, no. Just no.

Pitchwife · 04-27-2011, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Bom Tombadillo

No, no, no. That's the wrong door. The right one has "police box" on it. And it's bigger on the inside.

Somebody clearly has a grip on how to get into Hookbill's good books!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bom Tombadillo

Also: Wigs are not cool. Baskets are cool. As are Stetsons. Fezes, no. Just no.

Everything the phantom wears is ipso facto cool. (With the possible exception of that silly green cap in the comic.)

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-27-2011, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pitchwife

Somebody clearly has a grip on how to get into Hookbill's good books!

It's a shame I threw my good books into a black hole, isn't it?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pitchwife

Everything the phantom wears is ipso facto cool. (With the possible exception of that silly green cap in the comic.)

Hey, that hat is top of the line! State of the art! Crisp of the cusp! Good stuff!

Pitchwife · 04-27-2011, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

It's a shame I threw my good books into a black hole, isn't it?

Quite the contrary. One can never do too much to promote literacy among singularities! Why, rumour has it some of the poor things are so uncivilized they still go naked!

Bom Tombadillo · 04-28-2011, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pitchwife

Everything the phantom wears is ipso facto cool. (With the possible exception of that silly green cap in the comic.)

True. But does it remain cool once he takes it off? Or does an insufficient quantity of coolness rub off onto it to make the item itself remain cool?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pitchwife

Quite the contrary. One can never do too much to promote literacy among singularities! Why, rumour has it some of the poor things are so uncivilized they still go naked!

Really?

Best throw a few copies of the Downer in there, too; how else would they know what really (doesn't - er, does! Does! Don't hurt me Mr. Hookbill . . .) goes on in the world?

Pitchwife · 04-28-2011, 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bom Tombadillo

True. But does it remain cool once he takes it off? Or does an insufficient quantity of coolness rub off onto it to make the item itself remain cool?

Hmm. This is hard to answer without extensive experimental testing, but my working hypothesis would be that taking it off would be equivalent to taking it out of the fridge; the rest is entropy.

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-08-2011, 09:04 AM

YOU GUYS!

Sorry! I completely forgot to post last week's paper and P&A... Eeeek!

And now for your regularly scheduled Phalian.

Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien, you can look back though the...

PHANTOM AND ALIEN
COMIC ARCHIVE THING

Right, so you get another instalment in a few hours.

02-27-2011, 06:02 PM	#2841
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Bring out your dead! Bring them out so they can read the Downer! And now for your regularly scheduled Phalian. Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien, you can look back though the... PHANTOM AND ALIEN COMIC ARCHIVE THING If your head is still able to read after that series of craziness and stomach cramp inducing news, then you'll be happy to read the following words; Grumbling. Shoes. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-28-2011, 02:32 PM	#2842
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	The Poor Children!!!!!! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

02-28-2011, 04:17 PM	#2843
the phantom Beloved Shadow Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Stadium Posts: 5,971	DEAR DOWNER THIS WEEK’S GUEST COLUMNIST- Urwen Nerwen writes- Who is better- Maedhros, Glaurung, Eru, or Beren? Urwen answers- Well Maedhros is totally out, since he’s the one that made Melkor mad enough to make the plague that killed Lalaith. Plus everyone knows Melkor used Maedhros’s severed hand as source material. Glaurung was very very mean to Lalaith’s family, and he probably even laughed when she died. And Eru didn’t spare her somehow, even though her brother was. What, was she unworthy?! Big jerk. And Beren wouldn’t give the Silmaril to Feanor’s sons, so they got mad, and that’s why Doriath didn’t help Maedhros’s alliance, and if they had maybe they would’ve been strong enough to move quicker ahead of the plague or maybe Melian could’ve healed Lalaith or something. So no- they’re all bad! Rikae writes- Would you be so kind as to come up with a scenario in which Lalaith marries Aragorn? Urwen answers- Ha, I thought of that years ago! Maedhros: “Never mind Morgoth. We give up. Let’s talk.” Morgoth: “Okay, so, you surrender now?” Maedhros: stalls “Um….” Morgoth: “So….?” Maedhros: “Ha ha, I was kidding! Just giving time for all children to be evacuated! Now we fight! Thingol: “Yes, we will take care of Turin and Lalaith for you, Hurin.” Melian: “And I will send Lalaith to Beren and Luthien and have them put her into enchanted sleep, because I had a dream that said Turin would marry his sister!” Hurin: “Thanks, you guys are great.” Luthien: “Hi, Lalaith. We’re taking you up to a cave in Ered Luin to sleep.” Many years pass Cirdan: “I’ve lived around here a long time, but never noticed this cave before.” Lalaith: “I’m awake now!” Cirdan: “I will send you to Elrond to grow up. He can tell you all the history you missed.” Elrond: “Good job Lalaith. You’re completely smart now, and a good fighter and everything.” Lalaith: “Who’s that?” Elrond: “That’s my adopted son, Aragorn. He just got back from a long trip.” Aragorn: “You’re really pretty and funny and stuff. I like you.” Lalaith: “Yay!” Galadriel55 writes- I think that the next logical step after obsession with a fictional toddler would be obsession with a real life toddler. What do you say to that? Urwen answers- I'm kinda there already. I killed my parents so I could have my little sister, and I made her to answer to “Lalaith”. When she started looking too old to be Lalaith, I killed her and had her stuffed. Now she can always be my Lalaith! I love going on walks with her (I pull her in a wagon). Phantom writes- Who’s your favorite Tolkien character? Urwen answers- Oh, ha ha ha ha ha!!! Sally writes- I heard a rumor that you’re secretly Nog, and he created your account just to have a bit of fun with us. Urwen answers- Oh my! Perhaps we can have a private chat about this? __________________ the phantom has posted. This thread is now important.

02-28-2011, 04:23 PM	#2844
satansaloser2005 The Sweetest Spoiler Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: from beneath you it giggles incessantly Posts: 5,789	That last one totally happened, except the chat had nothing to do with Nog being Urwen. __________________ "My heart always cowers behind the defense of my wit." Friendship is two pals munching on a well-cooked face together. Fenris bookworm.

03-02-2011, 01:31 PM	#2846
Pitchwife Wight of the Old Forest Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Unattended on the railway station, in the litter at the dancehall Posts: 3,329	Did you do anything with Greenie's eyes on that pic, Hookbill, or is that a light effect? She looks so blissfully zombified! __________________ Und aus dem Erebos kamen viele seelen herauf der abgeschiedenen toten.- Homer, Odyssey, Canto XI

03-06-2011, 06:01 PM	#2848
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	A magnificent round of lies and slander! Also, this weeks' Downer. Thanks to Blind Guardian for this weeks second story! And now for your regularly scheduled Phalian. Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien, you can look back though the... PHANTOM AND ALIEN COMIC ARCHIVE THING There's a joke I meant to do in P&A around here but I completely forgot about it. I'll have to do it later. It was very funny. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-06-2011, 06:32 PM	#2849
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Anyway you look at it , the world is really really realy, real. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

03-13-2011, 06:28 PM	#2851
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	When lies just aren't enough, there's always The Downer! And now for your regularly scheduled Phalian. Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien, you can look back though the... PHANTOM AND ALIEN COMIC ARCHIVE THING Yes, I'm lazy and like to re-use old art whenever it suites me. Thanks for noticing. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-17-2011, 03:43 PM	#2852
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Check it out! My brother (of Volume 3 fame) did a neat little picture of Evilos the evil killer of death! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-17-2011, 05:00 PM	#2853
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	I like his little vest. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

03-18-2011, 03:19 PM	#2855
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,454	I like the 3-D effect! What's that blue thing on the right? __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

03-18-2011, 03:26 PM	#2856
Pitchwife Wight of the Old Forest Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Unattended on the railway station, in the litter at the dancehall Posts: 3,329	Looks like a spacetime singularity that has been misused as a voodoo doll to me. __________________ Und aus dem Erebos kamen viele seelen herauf der abgeschiedenen toten.- Homer, Odyssey, Canto XI

03-20-2011, 06:00 PM	#2857
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Grab hold of your shirts and wriggle about in your chair! It's time for some news! And now for your regularly scheduled Phalian. Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien, you can look back though the... PHANTOM AND ALIEN COMIC ARCHIVE THING Ho hum. Alien and mayonnaise. They always end up together. If you're wodering why Alien isn't being burned by the mayo, you should remember that the mayo that burns him is clearly of the fat-free variety. Full fat mayo is okay with him. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 03-20-2011 at 06:22 PM.

03-21-2011, 02:05 PM	#2858
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Whoa...that was a wicked day dream of awesomness and terror and mayhem and......slips back into day dream __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

03-27-2011, 06:18 PM	#2859
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Eeep! The lost hour made this late. Sorry... And now for your regularly scheduled Phalian. Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien, you can look back though the... PHANTOM AND ALIEN COMIC ARCHIVE THING It's all coming to a head. A BIG HEAD! WITH A BIG NOSE. Yeah, sorry, no idea what I'm talking about here. But isn't that what the Downer is all about? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-27-2011, 07:14 PM	#2860
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,454	Quick! Bann B-W before he destroys the whole world! Errr... Oh. PS: is it the delicious grass that made his face so powerful? __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

03-28-2011, 12:25 PM	#2861
skip spence shadow of a doubt Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Back on the streets Posts: 1,125	That article is grossly misleading. First of all, I DID NOT drink Rune's immortal soul. Okay, I tried to once, but it turned out he doesn't have one any longer. Sold it to the devil for beef and lager, apparently. Secondly, I DO NOT drink human souls. Well, there's some of it in my distillate, but there are many other ingredients as well... __________________ "You can always come back, but you can't come back all the way" ~ Bob Dylan Last edited by skip spence; 03-28-2011 at 12:45 PM.

04-03-2011, 05:06 PM	#2865
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Keeping YOU informed and ignorant at the same time! It's the Barrow Downs' third best Newspaper! And now for your regularly scheduled Phalian. Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien, you can look back though the... PHANTOM AND ALIEN COMIC ARCHIVE THING Wahay! These prison scenarios are a lot of fun to write. I hope you find them mildly entertaining. Isn't it nice to see the phantom and Alien interacting properly for once? That's not happened for AGES! I've missed it. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-04-2011, 05:28 PM	#2867
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,454	"...is good for the digestive system." Of course a hobbit would say that! __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

04-10-2011, 05:12 PM	#2868
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	News trousers at the ready... It's time for the Downer And now for your regularly scheduled Phalian. Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien, you can look back though the... PHANTOM AND ALIEN COMIC ARCHIVE THING Loved by ents and Tom Bombadil! Well, they liked it when I drugged them anyway. All this talk of prison reminds me too much of my home life. I hope the phantom and alien escape soon. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-10-2011, 05:56 PM	#2869
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,454	"Soapy biscuits!" I'm going to use this some day! __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

04-10-2011, 07:01 PM	#2870
satansaloser2005 The Sweetest Spoiler Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: from beneath you it giggles incessantly Posts: 5,789	Another example of shoddy journalism. I can personally assure you all that the phantom does not like blonde wigs. He greatly prefers brunettes. __________________ "My heart always cowers behind the defense of my wit." Friendship is two pals munching on a well-cooked face together. Fenris bookworm.

04-17-2011, 05:04 PM	#2871
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	News jumpers and hats at the ready... It's time for the Downer And now for your regularly scheduled Phalian. Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien, you can look back though the... PHANTOM AND ALIEN COMIC ARCHIVE THING Squatter's hat is very important to him. NEVER INSULT IT! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-24-2011, 05:04 PM	#2872
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	News worthy?? And now for your regularly scheduled Phalian. Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien, you can look back though the... PHANTOM AND ALIEN COMIC ARCHIVE THING That duck painting is evil! I wish I'd never drawn it! Anyway... It's dawned on me that I'll probably have difficulty in making and posting the Newspaper when the Downer Finland moot takes place. Hmmm. I can make some in advance, I suppose, and hire a lackey to post them for me - like I did when I was in hospital a few years back. Any other ideas, loyal readers? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 04-24-2011 at 05:39 PM.

04-25-2011, 04:12 AM	#2873
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	I tried to open the door but it was Deadlock Sealed, so I opened the window instead. But there was just a face, and not a nice face at all. Perhaps Aulë was right... __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place Last edited by Eönwë; 04-25-2011 at 04:59 AM.

04-27-2011, 12:38 PM	#2874
Bom Tombadillo Wight Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Behind you . . . . BOO! Posts: 222	No, no, no. That's the wrong door. The right one has "police box" on it. And it's bigger on the inside. Also: Wigs are not cool. Baskets are cool. As are Stetsons. Fezes, no. Just no. __________________ Every human should have a cat or two in their care, to teach them the meaning of the word, and to correct them. Phenris Dorph

05-08-2011, 09:04 AM	#2880
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	YOU GUYS! Sorry! I completely forgot to post last week's paper and P&A... Eeeek! And now for your regularly scheduled Phalian. Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien, you can look back though the... PHANTOM AND ALIEN COMIC ARCHIVE THING Right, so you get another instalment in a few hours. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...