The Barrow Downs Newspaper

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Originally Posted by Pitchwife

Everything the phantom wears is ipso facto cool. (With the possible exception of that silly green cap in the comic.)

True. But does it remain cool once he takes it off? Or does an insufficient quantity of coolness rub off onto it to make the item itself remain cool?

Originally Posted by Pitchwife

Quite the contrary. One can never do too much to promote literacy among singularities! Why, rumour has it some of the poor things are so uncivilized they still go naked!

Really?

Best throw a few copies of the Downer in there, too; how else would they know what really (doesn't - er, does! Does! Don't hurt me Mr. Hookbill . . .) goes on in the world?