The Hobbit: An Extraneous Journey

[Huinesoron]

Originally Posted by alatar

Glancing at Stone giants - Finally a Credible Source opened my eyes to so much that I hadn't realized before!

• stone giants = giants made of stone
• wood elves = Entings?
• high elves =
• fair elves = highly employed as referees
• Horsemen of the North = thick-coated centaurs?
• half orcs = right, left, top, bottom...?
• mountain trolls = If they were to lie down, would it create a new mountain range?
• nameless things = kind of an oxymoron
• cold drakes = probably should stand closer to 'children of the sun' as not to shiver

So...

... does this mean you can finally tell us what, exactly, a 'Tom Bombadil' is?

hS

[William Cloud Hicklin]

So, if wood-elves are made of wood, that means they weigh the same as a duck... so BURN THEM!

[alatar]

Originally Posted by Huinesoron

So...

... does this mean you can finally tell us what, exactly, a 'Tom Bombadil' is?

hS

Hello Huinesoron!


Two 'well reasoned' theories:

• Captain James T. Kirk
• Eru
• Think that I wrote a thesis about Tom actually being Fatty Bolger, but...

Originally Posted by William Cloud Hicklin

So, if wood-elves are made of wood, that means they weigh the same as a duck... so BURN THEM!

Witch...I mean which elves, as surely sea elves would come to their brethren's rescue?

[Huinesoron]

Originally Posted by alatar

Hello Huinesoron!

Two 'well reasoned' theories:

• Captain James T. Kirk
• Eru
• Think that I wrote a thesis about Tom actually being Fatty Bolger, but...

Excellent as those theories are, neither of them make the least mention of bombs ordill (or, indeed, TomToms). Alas, I can only give them a Stone Giant Credibility Rating of 3.7.

hS