The Desolation

[Kuruharan]

Originally Posted by alatar

[*]Saw nothing provocative when Tauriel was healing Kili; then again, I'm old and mostly dead.

I must have a dirty mind because when I saw that scene the only thing I could think was how wrong it all looked.

I think Jackson did it on purpose as fodder for fan fic.

[alatar]

Originally Posted by Kuruharan

I must have a dirty mind because when I saw that scene the only thing I could think was how wrong it all looked.

That's what I'm saying - that it looked wrong. Her face was facing a different direction - not to get too technical.

And you probably do.

[Lalaith]

I thought you meant the movie reminded you of many old wall posters you had seen or owned in your youth--grandiose illustrations having little strong semblance to book descriptions.

Indeed - seven types of ambiguity....

[Kuruharan]

Originally Posted by alatar

That's what I'm saying - that it looked wrong. Her face was facing a different direction - not to get too technical.

And you probably do.

Well...technically I don't recall that the camera ever showed how they were facing at all. All I remember is an increasingly uncomfortable set of close ups on their faces.

[alatar]

Originally Posted by Kuruharan

Well...technically I don't recall that the camera ever showed how they were facing at all. All I remember is an increasingly uncomfortable set of close ups on their faces.

I was playing close attention to the scene, being forewarned, as I was wondering how much 'explaining' I would be doing afterwards to my children.

"Well, ya see, when an Elf is helping a Dwarf with a leg wound, it's common for said elf and dwarf to..."

[William Cloud Hicklin]

"When an Elfie and a Dwarfie love each other very much...."

[alatar]

Originally Posted by William Cloud Hicklin

"When an Elfie and a Dwarfie love each other very much...."

That was the phrase I was looking for!

And, listening to the unabridged FotR, Gimli surely had the glowing hots for Galadriel. So much so that he was ready to murder Eomer, and was excited to get a message from her, even if it were about his death.

[MCRmyGirl4eva]

As this movie was a Peter Jackson film, with a book he was stretching into three films, I went in with low expectations and therefore was able to enjoy it. The only thing that really irked me was the scene with the spiders.

Bilbo was supposed to save them there, that was his big scene when HE felt that he earned his way into the company, and that was taken from him. That really irritated me, because the whole first movie revolved around getting the dwarves to accept him, so they should have left the scene where he accepted himself.

Also, the RAMPANT CGI. There were scenes where NOT A SINGLE THING WAS REAL. (Okay, maybe this was the big turn-off for me.) And really, what they did with Azog and Bolg was terrible.

The gold scene was a little ridiculous, but I'm able to excuse that when I picture Benedict Cumberbatch twirling in a motion-capture suit, so...

[Kuruharan]

Originally Posted by alatar

I was playing close attention to the scene, being forewarned, as I was wondering how much 'explaining' I would be doing afterwards to my children.

"Well, ya see, when an Elf is helping a Dwarf with a leg wound, it's common for said elf and dwarf to..."

Dynasties have been started in this way...and far be it from me to point out that Robb Stark's downfall was started by almost this exact situation.

[William Cloud Hicklin]

So we can expect Kili to die not before the gates of Erebor, but at his wedding-feast which is actually a cynical ambush plotted by Thranduil......

[Kuruharan]

Originally Posted by William Cloud Hicklin

So we can expect Kili to die not before the gates of Erebor, but at his wedding-feast which is actually a cynical ambush plotted by Thranduil......

Pretty much.