legendary pick-up lines of Middle Earth - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Inziladun · 01-07-2013, 05:32 PM

Aragorn: "The hands of a king are the hands of a healer, you know."

Gil-Galad · 01-07-2013, 09:17 PM

Is that the light of Eärendil you have there? Cause you have a nice butt.

Works every time.

Oddwen · 01-08-2013, 07:18 AM

Theodred: To me......ladies. Let me lie here 'til...well, you know.

Bilbo (to Smaug): Oh, you slag.

Saeros: Can I have your name? Because I've injured myself falling for you.

Thorin: AZOG.

(Any Dwarf): I am a Dwarf, and I'm digging a hole. To your heart.

Athelas: Aloe you.

Denethor: I want to oil you up and set you on fire.

Mothrandir: *flutters antennae*

Morthoron · 01-12-2013, 10:58 PM

Bilbo: What have I got in my pocket?

Morsul the Dark · 01-13-2013, 12:37 AM

Bilbo- Good morning, and by that I mean it is a good morning to be spent with you!"

Oddwen · 01-13-2013, 05:06 AM

"Hey baby, you're like the last moments of Feanor...really hot."

"Hey baby, you're like the last moments of Dale...really hot."

"Hey baby, you're like the last moments of Gil-Galad...really hot."

Gil-Galad · 02-13-2013, 08:07 PM

Gloin: Want to see why they called me the son of Groin?

01-07-2013, 05:32 PM	#1
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,039	Aragorn: "The hands of a king are the hands of a healer, you know." __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

01-07-2013, 09:17 PM	#2
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Is that the light of Eärendil you have there? Cause you have a nice butt. Works every time. __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

01-08-2013, 07:18 AM	#3
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Theodred: To me......ladies. Let me lie here 'til...well, you know. Bilbo (to Smaug): Oh, you slag. Saeros: Can I have your name? Because I've injured myself falling for you. Thorin: *AZOG. (Any Dwarf): I am a Dwarf, and I'm digging a hole. To your heart.* Athelas: Aloe you. Denethor: I want to oil you up and set you on fire. Mothrandir: flutters antennae __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

01-12-2013, 10:58 PM	#4
Morthoron Curmudgeonly Wordwraith Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits Posts: 2,515	Bilbo: What have I got in my pocket? __________________ And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.

01-13-2013, 12:37 AM	#5
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Bilbo- Good morning, and by that I mean it is a good morning to be spent with you!" __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

01-13-2013, 05:06 AM	#6
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	"Hey baby, you're like the last moments of Feanor...really hot." "Hey baby, you're like the last moments of Dale...really hot." "Hey baby, you're like the last moments of Gil-Galad...really hot." __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

02-13-2013, 08:07 PM	#7
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Gloin: Want to see why they called me the son of Groin? __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.