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Oddwen · 12-04-2008, 10:09 PM

Quote:

"Pardon me, but are you elvish? You've been running through my mind without pause!"

Shouldn't that be "Pardon me, but are you Beren Erchamion? You've been running through my mind without paws!".

Bwah-hem.

mark12_30 · 12-05-2008, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maeggaladiel

Balrog- Hey baby, *flexes biceps* Is it hot in here, or is is just me?

Since Roggie is also wearing flameproof eyeliner, we now await Lush's endearing response.

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-05-2008, 12:08 PM

Gandalf: So now they say I'm not allowed to uncloak in public any more.

Aragorn: So now they say I can't keep all the orc heads I collected!

Sam: So now they say I can't keep all the frying pans I collected!

Gollum: The doctors say that within a year or three I’ll be able to control the voices without medication...

Andsigil · 12-05-2008, 12:45 PM

Hmmm.... how bawdy with double entendres are we allowed to get with this thread?

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-05-2008, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andsigil

Hmmm.... how bawdy with double entendres are we allowed to get with this thread?

I suppose it depends how silly it gets...

Gandalf: Hey, want to see MY Shadowfax?

Victim: That... That doesn't make any sense!

Gandalf: Um... I'll be right back.

mark12_30 · 12-05-2008, 01:24 PM

Hmmm.

I shall step in and urge caution and restraint.

Family friendly site.

mark12_30 · 12-05-2008, 02:05 PM

Witch King of Angmar:

I like to scream! Right between the sound machines.
On a cloud of sound I drift in the night...

Eönwë · 12-08-2008, 11:13 AM

Anything said by Saruman.

Naz · 12-08-2008, 08:32 PM

This just came to mind... Manwë may not have a magic carpet, but he does have those Eagles!

"I can show you the world... Shining, shimmering, splen- did..."

That was bad.

Aganzir · 12-09-2008, 01:06 PM

Boromir: "Wanna blow my horn, babe?"

Valesse · 12-23-2008, 12:16 PM

Sauron: *getting on one knee* Please accept this ring... as a token of how I feel about you? *eyelash flutter*

(And for those of you who know/love the Secret Diaries of Cassandra Claire

Elrond: You know... eggplant is a good color for the both of us.

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-23-2008, 12:23 PM

Tom Bombadil: Come to my house... NOW!!

Bêthberry · 12-23-2008, 03:19 PM

Thorondor: Going my way?

mark12_30 · 12-23-2008, 08:52 PM

Oh, Bethberry-- that was PRICELESS. Bravo! Consider yourself green-boxed until I spread some more around.

Shadowfax: "Did you whistle?"

Moth: "You're all grey. Just like me. And whiskery."

Gwathagor · 12-23-2008, 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aganzir

Boromir: "Wanna blow my horn, babe?"

Tuor in Gondolin · 12-23-2008, 09:52 PM

If Rosie, for rather good reason, wasn't feeling too
charitable to Gollum given the way he viewed her
Samie, she could say to Gollum:
"Anytime you want to go out on a date with me
just whistle. You know how to whistle don't you...?"

Oddwen · 12-23-2008, 10:54 PM

What about "I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you."? :P

LadyBrooke · 02-04-2009, 03:27 PM

Along the lines of the Boromir-Horn lines:
Feanor - anything related to jewels, family jewels, silmarils

I cannot believe I just typed that.

But the first thing that came out of sister’s mouth when I was describing The Sil was that they were all obsessed with family jewels. And now I can’t get it out of my head. Bad thoughts, Bad thoughts. *pounds head into desk* And somebody asked my friend at school the other day if she wanted to see his. *thud as I miss the desk and hit the floor*

And for one along the lines of what I usually get:
Any Elf: But if you do not love me I will surely fade from grief.

Morai · 02-24-2009, 04:55 PM

"Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards,
meddle in mine instead!"
Gildor

Valesse · 06-08-2009, 09:56 AM

Boromir, after doing his best muscle-man flexing poses: "Steel? Not at all, these guns are made of mirthril!"

Nessa Telrunya · 06-16-2009, 10:08 AM

Arwen: Without you, I am the Uneven Star!

Glorfindel: I slay more than just Balrogs, baby.

Random person to Elrohir: There is no other like you!

Elladan:He-LLO! *points to self*

Oddwen · 05-22-2010, 06:44 PM

Balrog: Don't worry baby, this whip is only for show.

Faramir Jones · 05-25-2010, 03:27 PM

Readers of the first poem in The Adventures of Tom Bombadil know that Tom could have been charged with assault, kidnapping and sexual harassment in his 'courtship' of Goldberry. It wasn't necessary because, according to him, he had a lot to offer:

'Here's my pretty maiden!
You shall come home with me! The table is all laden:
yellow cream, honeycomb, white bread and butter;
roses at the window-sill and peeping round the shutter.
You shall come under Hill! Never mind your mother
in her deep weedy pool: there you'll find no lover!'

Not only does he have a nice place; he can cook as well!

Aganzir · 01-07-2013, 05:15 PM

Théodred: "Hey pretty lady! Wanna come home with me and stay in my box?"

Inziladun · 01-07-2013, 05:32 PM

Aragorn: "The hands of a king are the hands of a healer, you know."

Gil-Galad · 01-07-2013, 09:17 PM

Is that the light of Eärendil you have there? Cause you have a nice butt.

Works every time.

Oddwen · 01-08-2013, 07:18 AM

Theodred: To me......ladies. Let me lie here 'til...well, you know.

Bilbo (to Smaug): Oh, you slag.

Saeros: Can I have your name? Because I've injured myself falling for you.

Thorin: AZOG.

(Any Dwarf): I am a Dwarf, and I'm digging a hole. To your heart.

Athelas: Aloe you.

Denethor: I want to oil you up and set you on fire.

Mothrandir: *flutters antennae*

Morthoron · 01-12-2013, 10:58 PM

Bilbo: What have I got in my pocket?

Morsul the Dark · 01-13-2013, 12:37 AM

Bilbo- Good morning, and by that I mean it is a good morning to be spent with you!"

Oddwen · 01-13-2013, 05:06 AM

"Hey baby, you're like the last moments of Feanor...really hot."

"Hey baby, you're like the last moments of Dale...really hot."

"Hey baby, you're like the last moments of Gil-Galad...really hot."

Gil-Galad · 02-13-2013, 08:07 PM

Gloin: Want to see why they called me the son of Groin?

12-05-2008, 12:08 PM	#43
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: So now they say I'm not allowed to uncloak in public any more. Aragorn: So now they say I can't keep all the orc heads I collected! Sam: So now they say I can't keep all the frying pans I collected! Gollum: The doctors say that within a year or three I’ll be able to control the voices without medication... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-05-2008, 12:45 PM	#44
Andsigil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: The Deepest Forges of Ered Luin Posts: 733	Hmmm.... how bawdy with double entendres are we allowed to get with this thread? __________________ Even as fog continues to lie in the valleys, so does ancient sin cling to the low places, the depression in the world consciousness.

12-05-2008, 01:24 PM	#46
mark12_30 Stormdancer of Doom Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars Posts: 4,349	Hmmm. I shall step in and urge caution and restraint. Family friendly site. __________________ ...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve.

12-05-2008, 02:05 PM	#47
mark12_30 Stormdancer of Doom Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars Posts: 4,349	Witch King of Angmar: I like to scream! Right between the sound machines. On a cloud of sound I drift in the night... __________________ ...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve.

12-08-2008, 11:13 AM	#48
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Anything said by Saruman. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

12-08-2008, 08:32 PM	#49
Naz Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: my TARDIS! Posts: 288	This just came to mind... Manwë may not have a magic carpet, but he does have those Eagles! "I can show you the world... Shining, shimmering, splen- did..." That was bad.

12-09-2008, 01:06 PM	#50
Aganzir Woman of Secret Shadow Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: in hollow halls beneath the fells Posts: 4,511	Boromir: "Wanna blow my horn, babe?" __________________ He bit me, and I was not gentle.

12-23-2008, 12:16 PM	#51
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Sauron: getting on one knee Please accept this ring... as a token of how I feel about you? eyelash flutter (And for those of you who know/love the Secret Diaries of Cassandra Claire Elrond: You know... eggplant is a good color for the both of us. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

12-23-2008, 12:23 PM	#52
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Tom Bombadil: Come to my house... NOW!! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-23-2008, 03:19 PM	#53
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 6,003	Thorondor: Going my way? __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

12-23-2008, 08:52 PM	#54
mark12_30 Stormdancer of Doom Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars Posts: 4,349	Oh, Bethberry-- that was PRICELESS. Bravo! Consider yourself green-boxed until I spread some more around. Shadowfax: "Did you whistle?" Moth: "You're all grey. Just like me. And whiskery." __________________ ...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve.

12-23-2008, 09:52 PM	#56
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	If Rosie, for rather good reason, wasn't feeling too charitable to Gollum given the way he viewed her Samie, she could say to Gollum: "Anytime you want to go out on a date with me just whistle. You know how to whistle don't you...?" __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

12-23-2008, 10:54 PM	#57
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	What about "I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you."? :P __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

02-04-2009, 03:27 PM	#58
LadyBrooke Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: The modern day version of Edoras: horses, wind, rolling plains =) Posts: 507	Along the lines of the Boromir-Horn lines: Feanor - anything related to jewels, family jewels, silmarils I cannot believe I just typed that. But the first thing that came out of sister’s mouth when I was describing The Sil was that they were all obsessed with family jewels. And now I can’t get it out of my head. Bad thoughts, Bad thoughts. pounds head into desk And somebody asked my friend at school the other day if she wanted to see his. thud as I miss the desk and hit the floor And for one along the lines of what I usually get: Any Elf: But if you do not love me I will surely fade from grief. __________________ Busy, Busy, Busy...hoping for more free time soon.

02-24-2009, 04:55 PM	#59
Morai Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Where young people go to retire Posts: 709	Random Titles can't flirt worth a darn "Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, meddle in mine instead!" Gildor __________________ "So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com

06-08-2009, 09:56 AM	#60
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Boromir, after doing his best muscle-man flexing poses: "Steel? Not at all, these guns are made of mirthril!" __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

06-16-2009, 10:08 AM	#61
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	Arwen: Without you, I am the Uneven Star! Glorfindel: I slay more than just Balrogs, baby. Random person to Elrohir: There is no other like you! Elladan:He-LLO! points to self __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

05-22-2010, 06:44 PM	#62
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Balrog: Don't worry baby, this whip is only for show. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door Last edited by Oddwen; 05-22-2010 at 06:45 PM. Reason: For Eonwe

05-25-2010, 03:27 PM	#63
Faramir Jones Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Lonely Isle Posts: 706	This actually happened Readers of the first poem in The Adventures of Tom Bombadil know that Tom could have been charged with assault, kidnapping and sexual harassment in his 'courtship' of Goldberry. It wasn't necessary because, according to him, he had a lot to offer: 'Here's my pretty maiden! You shall come home with me! The table is all laden: yellow cream, honeycomb, white bread and butter; roses at the window-sill and peeping round the shutter. You shall come under Hill! Never mind your mother in her deep weedy pool: there you'll find no lover!' Not only does he have a nice place; he can cook as well!

01-07-2013, 05:15 PM	#64
Aganzir Woman of Secret Shadow Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: in hollow halls beneath the fells Posts: 4,511	Sorry Théodred: "Hey pretty lady! Wanna come home with me and stay in my box?" __________________ He bit me, and I was not gentle.

01-07-2013, 05:32 PM	#65
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,039	Aragorn: "The hands of a king are the hands of a healer, you know." __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

01-07-2013, 09:17 PM	#66
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Is that the light of Eärendil you have there? Cause you have a nice butt. Works every time. __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

01-08-2013, 07:18 AM	#67
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Theodred: To me......ladies. Let me lie here 'til...well, you know. Bilbo (to Smaug): Oh, you slag. Saeros: Can I have your name? Because I've injured myself falling for you. Thorin: *AZOG. (Any Dwarf): I am a Dwarf, and I'm digging a hole. To your heart.* Athelas: Aloe you. Denethor: I want to oil you up and set you on fire. Mothrandir: flutters antennae __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

01-12-2013, 10:58 PM	#68
Morthoron Curmudgeonly Wordwraith Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits Posts: 2,515	Bilbo: What have I got in my pocket? __________________ And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.

01-13-2013, 12:37 AM	#69
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Bilbo- Good morning, and by that I mean it is a good morning to be spent with you!" __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

01-13-2013, 05:06 AM	#70
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	"Hey baby, you're like the last moments of Feanor...really hot." "Hey baby, you're like the last moments of Dale...really hot." "Hey baby, you're like the last moments of Gil-Galad...really hot." __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

02-13-2013, 08:07 PM	#71
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Gloin: Want to see why they called me the son of Groin? __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.