Phantom: The Thread (The Most Important Thread EVER)

[Oddwen]

Originally Posted by satansaloser2005

Actually, a phailure to have phlease is generally considered to be a good thing.

the phantom's dog doesn't just get fleas. It also gets phleas. Strangely, the phantom isn't even phased, he just picks up his phone and a phalanx of philanthropical philosophizing pharmacists bring him phosphorescent phleabombs phree of charge. All phleas have a phobia of glowing in the dark, so they phlee in terror. Once, the phantom pherreted out a phony pharmacist solely by a suspiciously photogenic philtrum. Aphter they carted the phool away, the phantom ended the evening listening to the London Philharmonic on his phonograph while pondering the phenomenon.