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Old 11-06-2011, 11:30 AM   #1
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I can attest to and approve of the above phact.


Really obvious phact: You will curse the Day you did not do all that the phantom asked of you.
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Old 11-06-2011, 03:24 PM   #2
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A couple of days ago, I thought of a very good phact. I cannot for the life of me recall what it was. It must not have been that good, because the phantom somehow proactively prevented me from posting it here. I must humbly apologize for my phailure to phlease.
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Old 11-06-2011, 03:28 PM   #3
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Actually, a phailure to have phlease is generally considered to be a good thing.
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Old 11-06-2011, 04:08 PM   #4
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Actually, a phailure to have phlease is generally considered to be a good thing.
the phantom's dog doesn't just get fleas. It also gets phleas. Strangely, the phantom isn't even phased, he just picks up his phone and a phalanx of philanthropical philosophizing pharmacists bring him phosphorescent phleabombs phree of charge. All phleas have a phobia of glowing in the dark, so they phlee in terror. Once, the phantom pherreted out a phony pharmacist solely by a suspiciously photogenic philtrum. Aphter they carted the phool away, the phantom ended the evening listening to the London Philharmonic on his phonograph while pondering the phenomenon.
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Old 11-16-2011, 09:52 PM   #5
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Phact: phantom's phavourite element is phosphorus.
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Old 11-16-2011, 10:02 PM   #6
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Phact: phantom's phavourite element is phosphorus.
Though he is traditionally represented as helium.
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Old 11-16-2011, 10:05 PM   #7
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Though he is traditionally represented as helium.
If only the link would work, by the power of phantom...

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The Edain remain mortal Men, Aldarion, great though they be: and we cannot dwell in the time that is to come, lest we lose our now for a phantom of our own design.
Erendis once said that to Aldarion. This was the beginning of her real misfortunes.
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Old 03-07-2012, 09:31 AM   #8
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phact: You don't name bridges after the phantom, because nobody dares crossing him.
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Old 06-14-2012, 03:56 PM   #9
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Phact: The Red Cross lets the phantom donate blood twice without letting 55 days pass inbetween.

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Phact: It's never his own blood.
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Old 11-18-2011, 08:59 PM   #10
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Really obvious phact: You will curse the Day you did not do all that the phantom asked of you.
Alternative phact: you wil curse the day you waited for phantom to actualy ask you to do it.
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Old 11-19-2011, 07:46 AM   #11
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Phact of experience: People will curse you on the Day you actually do what the phantom asked you to.
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Old 11-19-2011, 09:09 AM   #12
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Phact of experience: People will curse you on the Day you actually do what the phantom asked you to.
........oh no.........not that again...........
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Old 05-29-2012, 12:22 AM   #13
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Really obvious phact: You will curse the Day you did not do all that the phantom asked of you.
You will curse the Day you did not do . . . your homework. You always do what the phantom asks of you.

(Yes, you're doing it now.)


(Yup, you're still doing it. The will of the phantom is inephphable.)
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Old 06-12-2012, 10:49 AM   #14
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Phact: an average Downer can only guess what will happen to the Downs in 2 years. the phantom knows what will happen to the Downs in 2 years.
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Old 06-12-2012, 03:39 PM   #15
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Phact: the phantom can win a game of chess in one move.

Phact: the phantom once flew around the world. On his bicycle.

Phact: there was once a man who annoyed the phantom, so the phantom punched him in the back of his face.

Phact: a strong man can push a car. A very strong man can lift a car. the phantom can carry three trucks - one in each hand.

Phact: the phantom lives in the fourth dimension.

Phact: when a man did the phantom a favour, the phantom paid him back in kind, on the 32nd of that month.

Phact: the phantom likes a good morning exercise. He jogs from one end of the Great Wall of China to the other and back every day.

Phact: the phantom is never late. It is the time that is early.

Phact: the phantom won a game of rock-paper-scisors by showing the finger.

Phact: a kid once said that "the phantom is no more real than Santa Clause!" The next Christmas his house exploded.

Phact: the phantom won in the duel between Glorfindel and the Balrog.

Phact: the world was created by God. God was created by the phantom.

Phact: the phantom's biography states that he is the eldest of three and a half children.
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