Middle-earth Bumper Stickers - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Lalwendë · 11-26-2008, 06:15 AM

OK, I've to go to a work event next week and before it I have to think up what I'd have on a sticker in my car so that other people can try and guess which sticker belongs to which person (yes, I know...). You know, like those "Baby on Board" or the 'humorous' (allegedly) "My other car is a porsche" stickers?

Of course, it would be a Tolkien sticker! And I thought it might be a diverting thread topic...

So, go for it. Think up some silly Middle-earth bumper stickers!

How about:

My other car is Shadowfax

Hobbit on board

Estelyn Telcontar · 11-26-2008, 07:02 AM

Aragorn and Legolas went with Éomer in the van.

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-26-2008, 07:16 AM

"Where There's a Whip, There's a Way."

...

Wait, maybe that would be the GPS system?

Mithalwen · 11-26-2008, 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lalwendë

How about:

My other car is Shadowfax

Hobbit on board

Shouldn't that be "My other horse is Shadowfax"?

For me there is nothing like a "Baby on Board" sticker to induce road rage. In Mithalwen's Britain anyone displaying one will be shot, or at least sterilised

But the "Babe on Board" ones amuse me so I'll order one for Asfaloth...

How about

The bigger the hat, the better the wizard (Gandalf)

What would Elrond do? (acknowledgements to B88)

If you can read this, I've lost the Dwarf! (Legolas or whoever is transporting Gimli)

davem · 11-26-2008, 10:15 AM

"The only way you'll get this Ring is if you prise it from my cold, dead hands"

The Might · 11-26-2008, 10:15 AM

How about the classic:

"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

You can also, if desired, add Flame of Udun at the end to make it sound it cooler.

Or if you have something big like a Hummer or something you can just write:

"The real Grond"

EDIT: or maybe Gandalf '08! for all the US voters.

Aganzir · 11-26-2008, 10:56 AM

Slow should you be to wind that horn again, Boromir.

Lalwendë · 11-26-2008, 11:15 AM

How about:

I'd rather be riding Shadowfax.

I brake for Ents

Actually, You shall not pass! would be very, very funny, except that I tend to tootle along slowly so it would be a lie if I was driving

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-26-2008, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lalwendë

Actually, You shall not pass! would be very, very funny, except that I tend to tootle along slowly so it would be a lie if I was driving

Actually, that makes it funnier.

How about...

"Elvish Driving is not a thing to miss..."

Tuor in Gondolin · 11-26-2008, 02:33 PM

I don't brake for Bagginses

Mithalwen · 11-26-2008, 02:52 PM

My other steed is a fell beast (Lord of the Nazgul)

Old wizards never die - they just lose their staff

Old Ents never die - they just get Huorny

skip spence · 11-26-2008, 03:01 PM

How about:

Honk if you're a Hobbit!

Morthoron · 11-27-2008, 12:15 PM

For a Mustang -- The FORD of Bruinen

For a flowered VW Microbus at a Grateful Dead concert -- Keep on Tolkien

For a rusted-out 20 year-old Chevy -- All that glitters is not gold

For the bumper of a logging truck -- Oh, we've got your ent-wives!

For a patriotic environmentalist -- Boycott foreign Eol

For the bumper of any loyal Downer -- Barrow to the Marrow!

For law-enforcement boosters -- Support your local Shiriff

In support of urban mass transit -- Fight Smaug - Take the Bus

For the rugged Harley enthusiast -- Beorn To Be Wild

For a river crossing -- Bridge ahead - Pay at the Troll Booth

Lalwendë · 11-27-2008, 02:12 PM

Troll Booth. Heheeh! That's actually quite appropriate going by some toll booths I have had to go past

No Hitchhikers with golden rings!

Boromir88 · 12-02-2008, 04:19 PM

Elessar/Arwen 3019: A hope for change

Nerwen · 12-02-2008, 11:01 PM

(in tiny, tiny letters): "if you can read this, you are either an Elf or much too close".

Tuor in Gondolin · 12-03-2008, 08:44 AM

Agh!
Sauron with the One Ring?
That's not change you can believe in!

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-03-2008, 01:17 PM

Seven Stars, Seven Stones and One White Tree... On Board...

Kitanna · 12-03-2008, 03:07 PM

For Gandalf: I brake for Hobbits
I'm sure Gollum would have a One Ring version of the Jesus Fish.
For Hobbits: I got my kicks at the Green Dragon
For the Fellowship minus Frodo and Sam: A friend went to Mount Doom and all I got was this lousy bumper sticker
March 25, 3019: A new age is coming

Naz · 12-05-2008, 03:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estelyn Telcontar

Aragorn and Legolas went with Éomer in the van.

I am laughing so hard at this (& all of these, really), that i've started coughing again. Thanks

(can't think of anything :\)

mark12_30 · 12-05-2008, 12:01 PM

Though here at journey's end I lie in traffic buried deep
Beyond all highways straight and wide
Beyond all on-ramps steep...

mark12_30 · 12-05-2008, 12:08 PM

The Road Goes Ever On.

Eönwë · 12-07-2008, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skip spence

How about:

Honk if you're a Hobbit!

Or:

Honk if you're Huorny!

Morthoron · 12-07-2008, 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eönwë

Honk if you're Huorny!

Okay, that's the hands-down winner right there. Start printing them!

Eönwë · 01-26-2009, 04:55 PM

I was thinking something like this:

Morthoron · 01-26-2009, 05:09 PM

What's brakeses, Precious?

Oddwen · 03-18-2009, 07:06 PM

Quote:

Honk if you're the Horn of Buckland

Quote:

Honk if you're the Horn of Helm Hammerhand

Quote:

Honk if you're the Horn of Gondor

.

Kent2010 · 03-25-2009, 09:05 PM

How about...

Gimli's bumper: Axes don't kill people, I kill people

Morgoth's bumper: I'd tell you to go to The Void, but I don't want to see have to you everyday

Gandalf's: You can't ride in my little red cart

or

Saruman's: Save Isengard! It's the only place you can have a blast

skip spence · 06-22-2009, 01:18 PM

This one I actually saw on the back of an Audi the other day:

Four rings to rule them all

Orofarne · 09-04-2010, 06:25 PM

During the previous administration (in the U.S.) I actually saw:

"Frodo failed; Bush has the Ring"

Giggled for hours.

mark12_30 · 09-04-2010, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morthoron

For the bumper of a logging truck -- Oh, we've got your ent-wives!

Brilliant or sick...

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-05-2010, 12:31 AM

My other Balrog has wings!

Faramir Jones · 09-05-2010, 02:34 AM

"I'm a dragon. Laugh at me."

Oddwen · 09-05-2010, 09:29 AM

For a Ringwraith:

I brake for suspicious looking hobbits.

Faramir Jones · 09-05-2010, 01:31 PM

For a certain barrow-wight:

"Stalking people for over 1600 years."

LadyBrooke · 09-05-2010, 09:02 PM

Inspired by the thread Smack the Dwarf.

Teleri: Middle Earth's Surfer Boys

Sindar: Middle Earth's Rock Stars

sassyfriend · 09-10-2011, 09:40 PM

Kiss this u Nazgul flith

11-26-2008, 06:15 AM	#1
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Middle-earth Bumper Stickers OK, I've to go to a work event next week and before it I have to think up what I'd have on a sticker in my car so that other people can try and guess which sticker belongs to which person (yes, I know...). You know, like those "Baby on Board" or the 'humorous' (allegedly) "My other car is a porsche" stickers? Of course, it would be a Tolkien sticker! And I thought it might be a diverting thread topic... So, go for it. Think up some silly Middle-earth bumper stickers! How about: My other car is Shadowfax Hobbit on board __________________ Gordon's alive!

11-26-2008, 07:02 AM	#2
Estelyn Telcontar Princess of Skwerlz Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles) Posts: 7,500	Aragorn and Legolas went with Éomer in the van. __________________ 'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...'

11-26-2008, 07:16 AM	#3
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	"Where There's a Whip, There's a Way." ... Wait, maybe that would be the GPS system? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 11-26-2008 at 07:19 AM.

11-26-2008, 10:15 AM	#5
davem Illustrious Ulair Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In the home of lost causes, and forsaken beliefs, and unpopular names,and impossible loyalties Posts: 4,240	"The only way you'll get this Ring is if you prise it from my cold, dead hands" __________________ “Everything was an object. If you killed a dwarf you could use it as a weapon – it was no different to other large heavy objects."

11-26-2008, 10:15 AM	#6
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	How about the classic: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" You can also, if desired, add Flame of Udun at the end to make it sound it cooler. Or if you have something big like a Hummer or something you can just write: "The real Grond" EDIT: or maybe Gandalf '08! for all the US voters. __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

11-26-2008, 10:56 AM	#7
Aganzir Woman of Secret Shadow Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: in hollow halls beneath the fells Posts: 4,511	Slow should you be to wind that horn again, Boromir. __________________ He bit me, and I was not gentle.

11-26-2008, 11:15 AM	#8
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	How about: I'd rather be riding Shadowfax. I brake for Ents Actually, You shall not pass! would be very, very funny, except that I tend to tootle along slowly so it would be a lie if I was driving __________________ Gordon's alive!

11-26-2008, 02:33 PM	#10
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	I don't brake for Bagginses __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

11-26-2008, 02:52 PM	#11
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,460	My other steed is a fell beast (Lord of the Nazgul) Old wizards never die - they just lose their staff Old Ents never die - they just get Huorny __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace Last edited by Mithalwen; 11-27-2008 at 11:25 AM. Reason: At Lal's insistence...

11-26-2008, 03:01 PM	#12
skip spence shadow of a doubt Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Back on the streets Posts: 1,125	How about: Honk if you're a Hobbit! __________________ "You can always come back, but you can't come back all the way" ~ Bob Dylan

11-27-2008, 12:15 PM	#13
Morthoron Curmudgeonly Wordwraith Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits Posts: 2,515	For a Mustang -- The FORD of Bruinen For a flowered VW Microbus at a Grateful Dead concert -- Keep on Tolkien For a rusted-out 20 year-old Chevy -- All that glitters is not gold For the bumper of a logging truck -- Oh, we've got your ent-wives! For a patriotic environmentalist -- Boycott foreign Eol For the bumper of any loyal Downer -- Barrow to the Marrow! For law-enforcement boosters -- Support your local Shiriff In support of urban mass transit -- Fight Smaug - Take the Bus For the rugged Harley enthusiast -- *Beorn To Be Wild* For a river crossing -- *Bridge ahead - Pay at the Troll Booth* __________________ And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.

11-27-2008, 02:12 PM	#14
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Troll Booth. Heheeh! That's actually quite appropriate going by some toll booths I have had to go past No Hitchhikers with golden rings! __________________ Gordon's alive!

12-02-2008, 04:19 PM	#15
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Elessar/Arwen 3019: A hope for change __________________ Fenris Penguin

12-02-2008, 11:01 PM	#16
Nerwen Wisest of the Noldor Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: ˙˙˙ssɐןƃ ƃuıʞooן ǝɥʇ ɥƃnoɹɥʇ Posts: 6,694	(in tiny, tiny letters): "if you can read this, you are either an Elf or much too close". __________________ "Even Nerwen wasn't evil in the beginning." –Elmo.

12-03-2008, 08:44 AM	#17
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Agh! Sauron with the One Ring? That's not change you can believe in! __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.' Last edited by Tuor in Gondolin; 01-28-2009 at 08:05 AM.

12-03-2008, 01:17 PM	#18
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Seven Stars, Seven Stones and One White Tree... On Board... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-03-2008, 03:07 PM	#19
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	For Gandalf: I brake for Hobbits I'm sure Gollum would have a One Ring version of the Jesus Fish. For Hobbits: I got my kicks at the Green Dragon For the Fellowship minus Frodo and Sam: A friend went to Mount Doom and all I got was this lousy bumper sticker March 25, 3019: A new age is coming __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

12-05-2008, 12:01 PM	#21
mark12_30 Stormdancer of Doom Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars Posts: 4,349	Though here at journey's end I lie in traffic buried deep Beyond all highways straight and wide Beyond all on-ramps steep... __________________ ...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve.

12-05-2008, 12:08 PM	#22
mark12_30 Stormdancer of Doom Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars Posts: 4,349	The Road Goes Ever On. __________________ ...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve.

01-26-2009, 04:55 PM	#25
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	I was thinking something like this: __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

01-26-2009, 05:09 PM	#26
Morthoron Curmudgeonly Wordwraith Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits Posts: 2,515	What's brakeses, Precious? __________________ And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.

03-25-2009, 09:05 PM	#28
Kent2010 Wight Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: USA Posts: 240	How about... Gimli's bumper: Axes don't kill people, I kill people Morgoth's bumper: I'd tell you to go to The Void, but I don't want to see have to you everyday Gandalf's: You can't ride in my little red cart or Saruman's: Save Isengard! It's the only place you can have a blast __________________ an eye for an eye leaves everyone blind Last edited by Kent2010; 03-25-2009 at 09:13 PM.

06-22-2009, 01:18 PM	#29
skip spence shadow of a doubt Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Back on the streets Posts: 1,125	This one I actually saw on the back of an Audi the other day: Four rings to rule them all __________________ "You can always come back, but you can't come back all the way" ~ Bob Dylan

09-04-2010, 06:25 PM	#30
Orofarne Pile O'Bones Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Dancing alone in the madness Posts: 19	During the previous administration (in the U.S.) I actually saw: "Frodo failed; Bush has the Ring" Giggled for hours. __________________ ____________ Look my friends, here's a pretty Hobbit skin to wrap an Elven princeling in!

09-05-2010, 12:31 AM	#32
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	My other Balrog has wings! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-05-2010, 02:34 AM	#33
Faramir Jones Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Lonely Isle Posts: 706	My suggestion "I'm a dragon. Laugh at me."

09-05-2010, 09:29 AM	#34
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	For a Ringwraith: I brake for suspicious looking hobbits. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

09-05-2010, 01:31 PM	#35
Faramir Jones Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Lonely Isle Posts: 706	Another one For a certain barrow-wight: "Stalking people for over 1600 years."

09-05-2010, 09:02 PM	#36
LadyBrooke Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: The modern day version of Edoras: horses, wind, rolling plains =) Posts: 507	Inspired by the thread Smack the Dwarf. Teleri: Middle Earth's Surfer Boys Sindar: Middle Earth's Rock Stars __________________ Busy, Busy, Busy...hoping for more free time soon.

09-10-2011, 09:40 PM	#37
sassyfriend Wight Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 165	Kiss this u Nazgul flith