Middle-earth Bumper Stickers - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Morthoron · 11-27-2008, 12:15 PM

For a Mustang -- The FORD of Bruinen

For a flowered VW Microbus at a Grateful Dead concert -- Keep on Tolkien

For a rusted-out 20 year-old Chevy -- All that glitters is not gold

For the bumper of a logging truck -- Oh, we've got your ent-wives!

For a patriotic environmentalist -- Boycott foreign Eol

For the bumper of any loyal Downer -- Barrow to the Marrow!

For law-enforcement boosters -- Support your local Shiriff

In support of urban mass transit -- Fight Smaug - Take the Bus

For the rugged Harley enthusiast -- Beorn To Be Wild

For a river crossing -- Bridge ahead - Pay at the Troll Booth

11-27-2008, 12:15 PM	#16
Morthoron Curmudgeonly Wordwraith Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits Posts: 2,515	For a Mustang -- The FORD of Bruinen For a flowered VW Microbus at a Grateful Dead concert -- Keep on Tolkien For a rusted-out 20 year-old Chevy -- All that glitters is not gold For the bumper of a logging truck -- Oh, we've got your ent-wives! For a patriotic environmentalist -- Boycott foreign Eol For the bumper of any loyal Downer -- Barrow to the Marrow! For law-enforcement boosters -- Support your local Shiriff In support of urban mass transit -- Fight Smaug - Take the Bus For the rugged Harley enthusiast -- *Beorn To Be Wild* For a river crossing -- *Bridge ahead - Pay at the Troll Booth* __________________ And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.