WW LXXXVII - The Valley Forge

[Boromir88]

Originally Posted by the phantom

Whatever.

You know good and well you squealed and wet yourself with excitement when you saw my name on Foley's list.

I'm afraid among other males only Jon Stewart could get that reaction from me. There was a time when I appreciated the brazen ego with the brilliant intellect. I didn't think it possible your ego could get any bigger, but that's what blind hero-worship does.

The irrational side of me wants nothing more than to see you lynched, but the utiltarian in me says you're so remarkably useful it would be foolish to waste a dwarf of your talents.