The Barrow Downs Newspaper

[Laurinquë]

Originally Posted by TheGreatElvenWarrior

No, no, no! You've got it all wrong! I am a hobbit actually. What? You thought I had a beard? That's preposterous! No, I do not have a beard.

Lies. You're totally a dwarf.

Originally Posted by TheGreatElvenWarrior

But the Evil Mayonnaise wasn't really such a long time ago. Because if it was, that makes me one of those ancient Downers. Huh

Not ancient, you're just of a certian vintage. Anyway, it was only recently that I have learned of the deplorable subastance known as "low-fat mayonnaise". Now I have a deeper appriciation for its powers of corrosiveness and tunnel-clearing.