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Bom Tombadillo · 07-03-2011, 06:09 PM

Hope and pray that the Time-Traveling Fish never teams up with the Dimension-Hopping Walrus.

In other news, in what variety of liquid would you drwon?

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 07-03-2011, 08:26 PM

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TheGreatElvenWarrior actually a Dwarf, Studies Show.

No, no, no! You've got it all wrong! I am a hobbit actually. What? You thought I had a beard? That's preposterous! No, I do not have a beard.

Laurinquë · 07-05-2011, 02:05 AM

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Originally Posted by TheGreatElvenWarrior

No, no, no! You've got it all wrong! I am a hobbit actually. What? You thought I had a beard? That's preposterous! No, I do not have a beard.

Lies. You're totally a dwarf.

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Originally Posted by TheGreatElvenWarrior

But the Evil Mayonnaise wasn't really such a long time ago. Because if it was, that makes me one of those ancient Downers. Huh

Not ancient, you're just of a certian vintage. Anyway, it was only recently that I have learned of the deplorable subastance known as "low-fat mayonnaise". Now I have a deeper appriciation for its powers of corrosiveness and tunnel-clearing.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-10-2011, 05:04 PM

Get your news coat on, folks!

Now we return to your regularly scheduled Phantom and Alien...

Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien, you can look back though the...

PHANTOM AND ALIEN
COMIC ARCHIVE THING

The Downer would like to assure the public that no phones were hacked into to get these stories. So, Laurinquë, you don't need to worry about those terrible rumours getting out.
...
Wait...

narfforc · 07-10-2011, 05:38 PM

What a load of pants, give us real news, you're becoming a comic like that News of the World........ I'd like my pants hacked please............ pfffft.

LadyBrooke · 07-10-2011, 06:44 PM

Well, if ducks are being glued to everyone's pants, it's a good thing I have on a dress.

Also, that one story made my head hurt. Spell check is a gift from Eru, that should not be neglected...*

Especially when murder confessions are being made...

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 07-15-2011, 11:03 PM

Whatever the BWH has in his hands looks very much like the BD mug I made for myself in art class when I was fifteen.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-04-2011, 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Bom Tombadillo

In other news, in what variety of liquid would you drwon?

... Ah poop. Fixed.

Bom Tombadillo · 07-04-2011, 10:49 AM

wwA. I was rather looking fowrard to buying some awter.

07-03-2011, 06:09 PM	#1
Bom Tombadillo Wight Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Behind you . . . . BOO! Posts: 222	Hope and pray that the Time-Traveling Fish never teams up with the Dimension-Hopping Walrus. In other news, in what variety of liquid would you drwon? __________________ Every human should have a cat or two in their care, to teach them the meaning of the word, and to correct them. Phenris Dorph

07-10-2011, 05:04 PM	#4
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Get your news coat on, folks! Now we return to your regularly scheduled Phantom and Alien... Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien, you can look back though the... PHANTOM AND ALIEN COMIC ARCHIVE THING The Downer would like to assure the public that no phones were hacked into to get these stories. So, Laurinquë, you don't need to worry about those terrible rumours getting out. ... Wait... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-10-2011, 05:38 PM	#5
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	What a load of pants, give us real news, you're becoming a comic like that News of the World........ I'd like my pants hacked please............ pfffft. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

07-10-2011, 06:44 PM	#6
LadyBrooke Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: The modern day version of Edoras: horses, wind, rolling plains =) Posts: 507	Well, if ducks are being glued to everyone's pants, it's a good thing I have on a dress. Also, that one story made my head hurt. Spell check is a gift from Eru, that should not be neglected...* Especially when murder confessions are being made... __________________ Busy, Busy, Busy...hoping for more free time soon.

07-15-2011, 11:03 PM	#7
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Whatever the BWH has in his hands looks very much like the BD mug I made for myself in art class when I was fifteen. __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

07-04-2011, 10:49 AM	#9
Bom Tombadillo Wight Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Behind you . . . . BOO! Posts: 222	wwA. I was rather looking fowrard to buying some awter. __________________ Every human should have a cat or two in their care, to teach them the meaning of the word, and to correct them. Phenris Dorph