WW LXXXVIII: What Lies in the Dark (Game Thread) - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Shastanis Althreduin · 05-05-2011, 03:52 AM

Fact - Phantom is a ladykiller.

Fact - there are more than two females playing.

Fact - it is dark and spooky.

Correlation - Phantom will want to hold all the girls' hands (see Fact 3).

Fact - humans have two hands.

Fact - spiders have X arms, where X is 8 minus the number of legs any cruel schoolchildren have pulled off of them.

Assumption - Shelob eats schoolchildren.

Correlation - Shelob will have X legs, where X > 2 (and is most likely 8).

Fact - a human being with 2 hands can not hold the hands of X females, where X > 2.

Therefore, Phantom is Shelob. Game over.

05-05-2011, 03:52 AM	#31
Shastanis Althreduin Werewolf Psychic Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: In fire, water, earth, and air. But mostly water. Posts: 2,832	Fact - Phantom is a ladykiller. Fact - there are more than two females playing. Fact - it is dark and spooky. Correlation - Phantom will want to hold all the girls' hands (see Fact 3). Fact - humans have two hands. Fact - spiders have X arms, where X is 8 minus the number of legs any cruel schoolchildren have pulled off of them. Assumption - Shelob eats schoolchildren. Correlation - Shelob will have X legs, where X > 2 (and is most likely 8). Fact - a human being with 2 hands can not hold the hands of X females, where X > 2. Therefore, Phantom is Shelob. Game over. __________________ Shasta– ... However, if he's innocent his famous clairvoyant powers must be taking the week off. Meanwhile, the Night-kills have been awfully effective– almost like we're dealing with a psychic wolf... - Nerwen, WW LXXV