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Curmudgeonly Wordwraith
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While dueling with riddles in a cave,
Baggins made a faux-pas so grave, That Gollum was heard to howl At the rule-breaking foul From this pick-pocketing Hobbitish knave. Fatty Bolger, a Hobbit of the Shire, Had a case of obesity most dire. He heard of a "Lockholes Diet", And so, decided to try it, And that's how he lost his spare tire.
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And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision. Last edited by Morthoron; 04-16-2011 at 04:54 PM. |
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