Tolkien Translated... into Googlese

[Bom Tombadillo]

Wow. This gets insane at large amounts of translations (which I didn't try before since it took a while to do even the minimum 10 translations from my iPad, which is what I was posting from before).

Hill, curiosity and fear of war dead bird. This is a group of three people to help buy a thunderbird?

Rainy days in port the day before. But if you understand the concerns of Western Consumers.

And yes, that came from TOLKIEN.

And the whopper:

Gold weight and length - of losses, lost 0, the second is, you will see a shadow.

For reference, that's the first six lines (it wouldn't let me enter the rest) of the poem about Strider. I'm giving you the answer on this one because I think it's frankly impossible to guess.

"Some issues and some problems in my family is happy dragon, I think?"

is translated from

"The Ring! Is it not a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt for so small a thing? And I have seen if only for an instant in the house of Elrond. Could I not have a sight of it again?"

"All Ages, stone age, he is the owner of the horse she is black."

Since this can alllllmost be guessed, I'll leave it alone. :P

""Home koukhgrongsnamamgr park pirates! Finally cool."

I think something didn't get translated back . . . Maybe there wasn't an equivalent for it in English? That happened once when it translated something to Arabic - it showed one of the words in English.