Questionable thread titles - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Galadriel55 · 01-14-2011, 07:59 PM

Questionable thread titles - you mean except for this one?
How do we stop them? - just put a stop sign

Galadriel55 · 01-17-2011, 08:18 PM

For girls and ladies only! - stop being sexist.

I just don't understand. - neither do I.

Hin or Chin - Gin.

So what kind of fan were you? - one that actually works.

The Lord of the Grins. - Not that hard a job, after you've worked as the Mouth of Sauron.

Apples... - to apples as hobbits are to hobbits.

Sinking Beleriand - drown it, drown it!

Barrow-Down Dreams - to capture and kill all living creatures that infest Middle Earth

Ever been confused? - er...like now?

Tell me about the Valar - what's the point - you won't believe me anyways!

Sauron

Faramir

Argonath

Extra Characters - meaning?...

Name

Towers

Would you have been suspicious? - yes

Speaking of books..... - what were you speaking about the whole time, then?!

Yes, Tolkien is Wonderful, but... - no buts.

Ways TTT Could've been worse - let's be optimistic

The Seven Deadly Sins in Middle-earth - Killing, stealing, renouncing Eru, disrespecting parents, laughing at a live dragon, getting on the wrong side of Turin, and doubting/underestimating the power of a woman (particularly applied to Nazgul).

Galadriel55 · 01-18-2011, 04:37 PM

Elrond or Elros? - hmmm... let me think.

++ELROS

Nerwen · 01-19-2011, 06:39 AM

I see Werewolf has you in its furry grasp, G55!

Well, here's a few more:

Guest from Middle Earth –That's his story, anyway...

But I DO have a degree in Tolkienology!!! –And I have a bridge I can sell you really cheaply...

Sauron....who is sauron –*sigh* Maybe it's time the title was changed to 'Lord of Not Paying Attention'.

I Will Make Personal Pics For Anyone Who Wants Them –And Even More Personal Pics For Anyone Who Doesn't Want Them... Mwa-ha-ha!

Rabbits in Middle Earth? –Elves I can believe, but RABBITS! Everyone knows they're just a myth!

Ibrîniðilpathânezel · 01-19-2011, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nerwen

Rabbits in Middle Earth? –Elves I can believe, but RABBITS! Everyone knows they're just a myth!

For some weird reason, what popped into my befuddled brain for this one was:

Rabbits in Middle-earth? Not just for pregnancy tests, anymore!

Cripes, I need to thaw my brain... (and get back onto my real computer to change my avatar....)

Nerwen · 02-02-2011, 04:41 PM

Peter Jackson's stomach ulcer scare –All right, then, which one of you movie-haters owns the voodoo-doll?

Galadriel55 · 02-02-2011, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nerwen

Peter Jackson's stomach ulcer scare –All right, then, which one of you movie-haters owns the voodoo-doll?

Er, I'm afraid that would be me.

Eönwë · 04-12-2011, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nerwen

Rabbits in Middle Earth? –Elves I can believe, but RABBITS! Everyone knows they're just a myth!

The first thing I thought when I saw this was "No, just Legolas's hare."

McCaber · 07-09-2011, 05:25 PM

How many... ? - Six.

Inziladun · 07-19-2011, 12:19 PM

How did Gandalf get his staff back? Poor posture.

Galadriel55 · 05-30-2012, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mithalwen

How would one acquire an orc army? They used to say that Harrods stocked everything but these days I suppose you would try Amazon.

And if not, ebay is bound to work.

The Lesser Rings...make lesser Lords.

Inziladun · 06-03-2012, 02:57 PM

Legolas and the Balrog:

Man, those 60's singer-songwriter duos really got out of hand.

01-14-2011, 07:59 PM	#1
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,496	Questionable thread titles - you mean except for this one? How do we stop them? - just put a stop sign __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera Last edited by Galadriel55; 01-15-2011 at 03:24 PM.

01-17-2011, 08:18 PM	#2
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,496	For girls and ladies only! - stop being sexist. I just don't understand. - neither do I. Hin or Chin - Gin. So what kind of fan were you? - one that actually works. The Lord of the Grins. - Not that hard a job, after you've worked as the Mouth of Sauron. Apples... - to apples as hobbits are to hobbits. Sinking Beleriand - drown it, drown it! Barrow-Down Dreams - to capture and kill all living creatures that infest Middle Earth Ever been confused? - er...like now? Tell me about the Valar - what's the point - you won't believe me anyways! Sauron Faramir Argonath Extra Characters - meaning?... Name Towers Would you have been suspicious? - yes Speaking of books..... - what were you speaking about the whole time, then?! Yes, Tolkien is Wonderful, but... - no buts. Ways TTT Could've been worse - let's be optimistic The Seven Deadly Sins in Middle-earth - Killing, stealing, renouncing Eru, disrespecting parents, laughing at a live dragon, getting on the wrong side of Turin, and doubting/underestimating the power of a woman (particularly applied to Nazgul). __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera Last edited by Galadriel55; 01-17-2011 at 08:28 PM.

01-18-2011, 04:37 PM	#3
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,496	Elrond or Elros? - hmmm... let me think. ++ELROS __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

01-19-2011, 06:39 AM	#4
Nerwen Wisest of the Noldor Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: ˙˙˙ssɐןƃ ƃuıʞooן ǝɥʇ ɥƃnoɹɥʇ Posts: 6,694	I see Werewolf has you in its furry grasp, G55! Well, here's a few more: Guest from Middle Earth –That's his story, anyway... But I DO have a degree in Tolkienology!!! –And I have a bridge I can sell you really cheaply... Sauron....who is sauron –sigh* Maybe it's time the title was changed to 'Lord of Not Paying Attention'.* I Will Make Personal Pics For Anyone Who Wants Them –And Even More Personal Pics For Anyone Who Doesn't Want Them... Mwa-ha-ha! Rabbits in Middle Earth? –Elves I can believe, but RABBITS! Everyone knows they're just a myth! __________________ "Even Nerwen wasn't evil in the beginning." –Elmo.

02-02-2011, 04:41 PM	#6
Nerwen Wisest of the Noldor Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: ˙˙˙ssɐןƃ ƃuıʞooן ǝɥʇ ɥƃnoɹɥʇ Posts: 6,694	Peter Jackson's stomach ulcer scare –All right, then, which one of you movie-haters owns the voodoo-doll? __________________ "Even Nerwen wasn't evil in the beginning." –Elmo.

07-09-2011, 05:25 PM	#9
McCaber Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Skyrim, again. Posts: 820	How many... ? - Six. __________________ Werewolves vs. Fishmen. The battle of the century.

07-19-2011, 12:19 PM	#10
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,039	How did Gandalf get his staff back? Poor posture. __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

06-03-2012, 02:57 PM	#12
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,039	Legolas and the Balrog: Man, those 60's singer-songwriter duos really got out of hand. __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.