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Pitchwife · 06-23-2010, 02:41 PM

Had Smaug Lived to See LOTR... - ...he would have burned down the cinema.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 06-23-2010, 03:17 PM

How about:
Top 5... . . . ways to anger the Dark Lord.

alatar · 06-23-2010, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pitchwife

Had Smaug Lived to See LOTR... - ...he would have burned down the cinema.

Too funny!

Blind Guardian · 07-13-2010, 03:55 PM

Did Maedhros kill Laughter? Nope, I'm still laughing!

Glirdan · 07-13-2010, 04:21 PM

Who Was your favorite character in the Silmarilion? --- There was more than 1

Top Ten Signs You're Addicted to the Barrow-Downs --- The fact that I'm posting about it right now

Pitchwife · 08-12-2010, 09:51 AM

Eregion? - Gimifril!

Nerwen · 09-01-2010, 06:44 AM

Banning Tolkien, some questions –Let's get cracking! That's what this forum's all about, right?

LOTR banned!!!!! –Hooray! We did it!!!!!

How do you pronounce... –"S", of course! I thought everyone knew that!

Where's Eowyn? –Wasn't she just here?

I don't believe this –Me neither!

Meat eaters and vegetarians –The battle of the ages!

Shifty eyes –Nonsense! I have nothing to hide. Nothing, I tell you!

Characters that are often overlooked. –Oh, you mean the hobbits, right? (Yeah, yeah, that was lame.)

We Nine Kings of....where? –Orient are!

Hi! (and Fell Beasts...) –Hey, don't single the poor Fell Beasts out like that! It'll make them self-conscious.

What does it mean to be a true fan? –Agreeing with me, obviously.

What if the Dark Lord had children?? –Well, according to fan-fiction, he's had several hundred, at least.

whos Mary-sue? –see above.

Annoying experts –Who, me?

alatar · 09-01-2010, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Nerwen

I don't believe this

Skeptics Unite!

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Meat eaters and vegetarians –The battle of the ages!

Are the vegetarians made of meat?

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What if the Dark Lord had children??

His Eye would be half-lidded...

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Annoying experts

As a hobby or profession?

Thanks to Newwen for gathing this latest list.

06-23-2010, 02:41 PM	#1
Pitchwife Wight of the Old Forest Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Unattended on the railway station, in the litter at the dancehall Posts: 3,329	Had Smaug Lived to See LOTR... - ...he would have burned down the cinema. __________________ Und aus dem Erebos kamen viele seelen herauf der abgeschiedenen toten.- Homer, Odyssey, Canto XI

06-23-2010, 03:17 PM	#2
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	How about: Top 5... . . . ways to anger the Dark Lord. __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

07-13-2010, 04:21 PM	#5
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Who Was your favorite character in the Silmarilion? --- There was more than 1 Top Ten Signs You're Addicted to the Barrow-Downs --- The fact that I'm posting about it right now __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

08-12-2010, 09:51 AM	#6
Pitchwife Wight of the Old Forest Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Unattended on the railway station, in the litter at the dancehall Posts: 3,329	Eregion? - Gimifril! __________________ Und aus dem Erebos kamen viele seelen herauf der abgeschiedenen toten.- Homer, Odyssey, Canto XI

09-01-2010, 06:44 AM	#7
Nerwen Wisest of the Noldor Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: ˙˙˙ssɐןƃ ƃuıʞooן ǝɥʇ ɥƃnoɹɥʇ Posts: 6,694	Banning Tolkien, some questions –Let's get cracking! That's what this forum's all about, right? LOTR banned!!!!! –Hooray! We did it!!!!! How do you pronounce... –"S", of course! I thought everyone knew that! Where's Eowyn? –Wasn't she just here? I don't believe this –Me neither! Meat eaters and vegetarians –The battle of the ages! Shifty eyes –Nonsense! I have nothing to hide. Nothing, I tell you! Characters that are often overlooked. –Oh, you mean the hobbits, right? (Yeah, yeah, that was lame.) We Nine Kings of....where? –Orient are! Hi! (and Fell Beasts...) –Hey, don't single the poor Fell Beasts out like that! It'll make them self-conscious. What does it mean to be a true fan? –Agreeing with me, obviously. What if the Dark Lord had children?? –Well, according to fan-fiction, he's had several hundred, at least. whos Mary-sue? –see above. Annoying experts –Who, me? __________________ "Even Nerwen wasn't evil in the beginning." –Elmo.