The Barrow Downs Newspaper

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Originally Posted by Blind Guardian

Wow! I'm famous! (Though I did post something about wanting to be mentioned...)

You know, when I mentioned something about wanting to be in the Downer I got hacked to death for it. Be careful what you say around Hookbill (or anybody else writing for the Downer) because he might take it and do something ridiculous. It gets even worse when he has access to pictures of you.

EDIT: Hookbill will edit an article you send in too if need be. So you really can't go wrong. And it helps the editor to be less stressed, which means that he is funnier, which is always a good thing.