The Barrow Downs Newspaper

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Originally Posted by Blind Guardian

Yes I do. Thank you very much!



Edit: Everyone's favorite Downer? How so?

Because I was going to write a story about you too.


Oh, Hookbill, that was amazing! Especially the newspaper being gold. And some nice photoshopping you've done there as well.

[Blind Guardian]

Originally Posted by TheGreatElvenWarrior

Because I was going to write a story about you too.

Originally Posted by Laurinquë

Because Hooky and I both included you in our stories somehow. Revenge for the poor baked beans! I had just ran out of them when I wrote that and was distressed.

Wow! I'm famous! (Though I did post something about wanting to be mentioned...)

Originally Posted by Loslote

I wrote the All-Sport piece and the Invading Barrow-Wights piece. I also made the advert.

How do you get to write stuff?

Originally Posted by Loslote

My dear BeiGe, Rune and I have a very complicated relationship involving attempts to frame and/or assassinate each other on a regular basis due to our meat -or not really meat, in my case - making rivalries.

I want to see this!

[Loslote]

Originally Posted by Blind Guardian

How do you get to write stuff?

I want to see this!

You just pm Hooky with an article you've written and, if it's the right length and he doesn't have something else already planned, he might put it in.

And don't worry; read the Downer long enough and articles about this feud will turn up. They always do. (Of course, after he got me stuck in jail, I had less free time to destroy him, but I still do my best. )

[Blind Guardian]

Originally Posted by Loslote

You just pm Hooky with an article you've written and, if it's the right length and he doesn't have something else already planned, he might put it in.

And don't worry; read the Downer long enough and articles about this feud will turn up. They always do. (Of course, after he got me stuck in jail, I had less free time to destroy him, but I still do my best. )

Someday I plan to read it all. Starting now.

Originally Posted by TheGreatElvenWarrior

You know, when I mentioned something about wanting to be in the Downer I got hacked to death for it. Be careful what you say around Hookbill (or anybody else writing for the Downer) because he might take it and do something ridiculous. It gets even worse when he has access to pictures of you.

All of the pictures of me have a password that even I can't type. (just tried it the other day, couldn't do it, I kinda wonder how everyone else does it ) But I don't really care, as long as its not personal. *prepares to get hacked to death*

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Originally Posted by Blind Guardian

All of the pictures of me have a password that even I can't type. (just tried it the other day, couldn't do it, I kinda wonder how everyone else does it ) But I don't really care, as long as its not personal. *prepares to get hacked to death*

Ah, it's only personal if you make it.

You can't take pictures of yourself?

[Blind Guardian]

Originally Posted by TheGreatElvenWarrior

Ah, it's only personal if you make it.

You can't take pictures of yourself?

I meant someone else.

Yeah, on FB if you add me *makes sticky note not to add Hookbill* I don't have a camera but my computer does.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Originally Posted by Blind Guardian

I meant someone else.

Yeah, on FB if you add me *makes sticky note not to add Hookbill* I don't have a camera but my computer does.

I. . . see.

But Hoobill only exploits pictures of Rune (so much). So you're relatively safe; unless, of course, you are doing something relatively ridiculous, or that he can photoshop, or both.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Originally Posted by Blind Guardian

Wow! I'm famous! (Though I did post something about wanting to be mentioned...)

You know, when I mentioned something about wanting to be in the Downer I got hacked to death for it. Be careful what you say around Hookbill (or anybody else writing for the Downer) because he might take it and do something ridiculous. It gets even worse when he has access to pictures of you.

EDIT: Hookbill will edit an article you send in too if need be. So you really can't go wrong. And it helps the editor to be less stressed, which means that he is funnier, which is always a good thing.