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			MEGA THANKS TO LOSLOTE FOR WRITING THE SECOND STORY!! ![]() Cardinal Mardinal is getting a little over zealous... Poor Cardinal Rardinal. ![]() ![]() Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien in these confusing and silly stories I'm weaving around, you can look back though the... PHANTOM AND ALIEN COMIC ARCHIVE THING I think that's the goriest P&A ever. It's only soap, so it's not so bad. I think. You guys like soap? Anyway, on Thursday things get interesting as we join up with Peter and Death once again as their plans reach... THE SURFACE! 
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			![]() Formy makes a break for it! ![]() Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien in these confusing and silly stories I'm weaving around, you can look back though the... PHANTOM AND ALIEN COMIC ARCHIVE THING Come back on Thursday to see the Memories of Aunt Bob! I hope you're excited. There's a lot more craziness to come in the next few weeks! On a side note, if anyone is interested in a secret project for the Downer #200, drop me a PM for a discussion of ~PLANS~. Also, if you have any ideas for what you'd like to see for the 200th edition, let us know! There should be some insanity on this thread. It's been too serious for too long. 
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			THE DOWNER! FULL TO THE BRIM WITH AMAZING FACTS!! 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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	"Should the story say 'he ate bread,' the dramatic producer can only show 'a piece of bread' according to his taste or fancy, but the hearer of the story will think of bread in general and picture it in some form of his own." -On Fairy-Stories  | 
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	Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place 
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			Quite an appropriate use for the bad translator, Pitch Tombadillo. I commend your initiative. 
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	But all the while I sit and think of times there were before 
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			I second Oddwen! That was the perfect use of said translator. I commend your achievement, Pitchwife!  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			 
		
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	The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.  
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			IT'S TIME. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			You've been waiting for it. You've been hunting it down. You've been sleeping in grandma's basement. And now it's all paying off. Get ready... FOR EPISODE 100!! ![]() ![]() Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien in these confusing and silly stories I'm weaving around, you can look back though the... Phew! But remember, it's not over yet! What has happened to Lommy? Where are Peter and Death going? What on earth has the King Bus got to do with all of this? And how, just HOW did Alien get those party hats? All these questions and less, may be answered as volume three continues!! 
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			I'm not sure if he's been there before, but I love how the dead guy is at the funeral.  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			 
		
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	I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris 
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