Tolkien Translated... into Googlese

[Pitchwife]

Originally Posted by Urwen

Get away from my garden,you giant toad of Mr.Gloomy!

Could be Fëanor to Melkor: "Get thee gone from my door, thou gaolbird from Mandos" (or some such).
As for your other one, I haven't got a clue.

Originally Posted by Oddwen

Earendil left the ship, in order to reduce Nimbrethil trees

I suppose Vingilot needed some repairs.

"All shall love me and despair" made it almost unharmed through the first 10 rounds, but after 54 finally became "I love goals". Had no idea Galadriel was a football fan!

On the other hand,

Go not to the Elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no.

took only 10 rounds to become

Return to the wizard that is a fact, not the West.