Tolkien Translated... into Googlese

[Pitchwife]

Could this be the germ of a new quiz thread?

Originally Posted by Nerwen

1. "Natural brother, brother, my heart is full. Is to manage and continue. I do not agree with the suffering of young people."

Neither do I, but I guess it's Fingolfin to Fëanor: "Your half-brother in blood, but your full brother in heart I will be", etc.

2. "Lee Teng-hui is a dangerous road, not a party to a low emissions future, it will be the case. Calm down!"

Lee Teng-hui? Is that the Chinese name for Lalaith?

3. "Aragon remember how to look dead."

"Aragorn, remember the Paths of the Dead"?

4. "There are many opportunities to curious about the world, and to help the poor in the hand tool is often seen as unstable."

An insight we'd all do well to take to heart. No idea.

5. "Yes, we're happy, I drink blood, so I can use a password trapped in the blood, Mr. President, and the wrong brand of blood. I hunger to death."

Can this be Gandalf to Pippin at the gate of Moria - "Knock on the door with your head, Peregrin Took", etc.? Otherwise, no idea.

Poachers, spyware, holes in the canon and the list of the sinks... Incredible!

EDIT: Of course, Urwen! *slaps forehead* But I wonder where 'password' and 'Mr President' came from...