Tol-in-Gaurhoth LVII - Chess Game for Middle Earth: Game Thread

[satansaloser2005]

Originally Posted by the phantom

Do you know how difficult it is to avoid arousing suspicion when you ask her to spend two days bathing in teriyaki sauce?

"But why, hon?"

"It, um, will give you a nice healthy looking tan."

"I've never heard that."

"My friend Rosa uses it, and she's more tan than most people."

"Rosa is Mexican."

"No, she just looks that way."

"Her last name is Gonzales."

"Jim uses it."

"He's a burn victim."

"He accidentally used BBQ sauce."

*looks at her pale skin*

Mehbe I should try that. Phantom, I'll wait until Thursday or so. Then when you come to hang out Saturday I'll look real tasty....erm, I mean pretty.