T-I-G LVI: Panic at the Prancing Pony

[Brinniel]

Originally Posted by Kitanna

I wasn't sure if you were a Sweeney Todd fan or not, but I figured as a pie maker I should try to work that into the narration. I'd like to see the song Sally has made u for it.

Oh yes, I love Sweeney...I only hope someday I'll get to see the full musical. It's funny because when I came up with the occupation of piemaker, I had Pushing Daisies in my head, as I'm still quite disappointed that the show's been cancelled. But once I became a wraith, a piemaker from the Pie Hole no longer seemed fitting....so I guess I became Mrs. Lovett instead. It works.

I think Sally's almost done with the song, so hopefully we shall see it soon. Meanwhile, I'll entertain you with some of my own parodies. A tribute to my wraiths, so to speak.

Nerwen's Epiphany (following the death of Sally and me)

Nerwen:
They found them!
We feared of this but took the chance
I knew she’d dream them!
They hid so well and now they’ll never kill again.

Aganzir:
Easy now, there’s still hope
We’ll win this game and -

Nerwen:
When?

Aganzir:
Make them mope

Nerwen:
Why did I wait?
They told me to wait -
At least she'll never dream again.
There's something wrong with this game, everyone’s the same
It is filled with players who won’t take the blame
Instead they lynch their own and they have no shame
And they’ll lose this game...

They all deserve to die.
Tell you why, Aganzir, tell you why.
Because in all of the werewolf game
Aganzir, there are two kinds of players, only two
There's the one who likes to manipulate
And the other one who tends to suspect too late
Look at me, Aganzir, look at you.

Now we all deserve to die
Even you Aganzir...even I
And so the lives of the gifted should be made brief
For all the ordos death will be a relief
They all deserve to die.

And I'll never see Brinniel
No she'll never get to plot with us - finished!
(shouted) Alright! You sir, don’t be afraid!
Come and visit your good friend Nerwen.
You sir, too sir? Welcome to the grave.

I will have vengenance.
I will have salvation.
(shouted) Who sir, you sir?
No one’s on the gallows, come on! Come on!
Nerwen's waiting. I want you bleeding.
You sir - anybody.
Innocents now don't be shy!

And no ordos, no, no gifteds.
Nor the seer can assuage me -
I will have them!
And I will win this game no matter what it takes
I shall tear down this village, make no mistake
And my Sally lies in ashes
And I'll never see her post again.

Village, watch out!
I am hungry now!
And I'm full of hate!