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Morthoron · 12-15-2008, 07:12 AM

If I found 200,000 orcs at my front door, I would...

call Orkin Pest Control:
http://www.orkin.com/

Having Orcs on the premises is embarrassing (I mean, really, what would the neighbors say?), and Orc defecation is unsightly and unhealthy! So have your home sprayed biannually to eradicate those pesky Orc infestations.

Annalaliath · 12-15-2008, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Morthoron

If I found 200,000 orcs at my front door, I would...

call Orkin Pest Control:
http://www.orkin.com/

Having Orcs on the premises is embarrassing (I mean, really, what would the neighbors say?), and Orc defecation is unsightly and unhealthy! So have your home sprayed biannually to eradicate those pesky Orc infestations.

Yeah, I guess we could call our pest control guys, but the problem would be the orcs themselves I don't think would like getting sprayed in the face with poison.

Meneltarmacil · 12-17-2008, 04:33 PM

200,000 orcs, huh?

Well, in that case, DANCE PARTY! It ought to be pretty fun with that many orcs involved.

Galadriel55 · 11-20-2010, 05:22 PM

Put a "closed, please come again tomorrow" sign on my door.
If that doesn't work, I'll ask them to prove that there really are 200,000 orcs there. That should give me time enough to think of something better.

Pitchwife · 11-20-2010, 07:37 PM

1) Take a photo through the window and post it on the "I see Middle-earth" thread.
2) Wonder if that's enough of them to change a light bulb.
3) Try to teach them how to play Fizzbin.

Galadriel55 · 11-20-2010, 08:51 PM

Yeah, you could ask them to change a light bulb and slip away while they're at it. One reason for Sauron's army to be so big is that he doesn't have to many light bulbs

Almesiva Moonshadow · 11-23-2010, 10:00 AM

If I found 200,000 orcs on my front door, I would say:
"Hey guys,each of you owes me 10 dollars"

...just imagine how much money would I collect...

...LOL...naive suckers...what a greedy bastard I am...

12-15-2008, 07:12 AM	#1
Morthoron Curmudgeonly Wordwraith Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits Posts: 2,515	If I found 200,000 orcs at my front door, I would... call Orkin Pest Control: http://www.orkin.com/ Having Orcs on the premises is embarrassing (I mean, really, what would the neighbors say?), and Orc defecation is unsightly and unhealthy! So have your home sprayed biannually to eradicate those pesky Orc infestations. __________________ And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.

12-17-2008, 04:33 PM	#3
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	200,000 orcs, huh? Well, in that case, DANCE PARTY! It ought to be pretty fun with that many orcs involved. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

11-20-2010, 05:22 PM	#4
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,517	Put a "closed, please come again tomorrow" sign on my door. If that doesn't work, I'll ask them to prove that there really are 200,000 orcs there. That should give me time enough to think of something better. __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera Last edited by Galadriel55; 11-20-2010 at 08:49 PM.

11-20-2010, 07:37 PM	#5
Pitchwife Wight of the Old Forest Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Unattended on the railway station, in the litter at the dancehall Posts: 3,329	1) Take a photo through the window and post it on the "I see Middle-earth" thread. 2) Wonder if that's enough of them to change a light bulb. 3) Try to teach them how to play Fizzbin. __________________ Und aus dem Erebos kamen viele seelen herauf der abgeschiedenen toten.- Homer, Odyssey, Canto XI

11-20-2010, 08:51 PM	#6
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,517	Yeah, you could ask them to change a light bulb and slip away while they're at it. One reason for Sauron's army to be so big is that he doesn't have to many light bulbs __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

11-23-2010, 10:00 AM	#7
Almesiva Moonshadow Animated Skeleton Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Serbia Posts: 34	If I found 200,000 orcs on my front door, I would say: "Hey guys,each of you owes me 10 dollars" ...just imagine how much money would I collect... ...LOL...naive suckers...what a greedy bastard I am... __________________ "...Aim for the moon,if you miss,you may hit a star..." -W.Clement Stone-