legendary pick-up lines of Middle Earth - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-05-2008, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Andsigil

Hmmm.... how bawdy with double entendres are we allowed to get with this thread?

I suppose it depends how silly it gets...

Gandalf: Hey, want to see MY Shadowfax?

Victim: That... That doesn't make any sense!

Gandalf: Um... I'll be right back.

mark12_30 · 12-05-2008, 01:24 PM

Hmmm.

I shall step in and urge caution and restraint.

Family friendly site.

mark12_30 · 12-05-2008, 02:05 PM

Witch King of Angmar:

I like to scream! Right between the sound machines.
On a cloud of sound I drift in the night...

Eönwë · 12-08-2008, 11:13 AM

Anything said by Saruman.

Naz · 12-08-2008, 08:32 PM

This just came to mind... Manwë may not have a magic carpet, but he does have those Eagles!

"I can show you the world... Shining, shimmering, splen- did..."

That was bad.

Aganzir · 12-09-2008, 01:06 PM

Boromir: "Wanna blow my horn, babe?"

Valesse · 12-23-2008, 12:16 PM

Sauron: *getting on one knee* Please accept this ring... as a token of how I feel about you? *eyelash flutter*

(And for those of you who know/love the Secret Diaries of Cassandra Claire

Elrond: You know... eggplant is a good color for the both of us.

Gwathagor · 12-23-2008, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Aganzir

Boromir: "Wanna blow my horn, babe?"

12-05-2008, 01:24 PM	#2
mark12_30 Stormdancer of Doom Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars Posts: 4,349	Hmmm. I shall step in and urge caution and restraint. Family friendly site. __________________ ...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve.

12-05-2008, 02:05 PM	#3
mark12_30 Stormdancer of Doom Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars Posts: 4,349	Witch King of Angmar: I like to scream! Right between the sound machines. On a cloud of sound I drift in the night... __________________ ...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve.

12-08-2008, 11:13 AM	#4
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Anything said by Saruman. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

12-09-2008, 01:06 PM	#6
Aganzir Woman of Secret Shadow Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: in hollow halls beneath the fells Posts: 4,511	Boromir: "Wanna blow my horn, babe?" __________________ He bit me, and I was not gentle.

12-23-2008, 12:16 PM	#7
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Sauron: getting on one knee Please accept this ring... as a token of how I feel about you? eyelash flutter (And for those of you who know/love the Secret Diaries of Cassandra Claire Elrond: You know... eggplant is a good color for the both of us. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

12-08-2008, 08:32 PM	#5
Naz Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: my TARDIS! Posts: 288	This just came to mind... Manwë may not have a magic carpet, but he does have those Eagles! "I can show you the world... Shining, shimmering, splen- did..." That was bad.