If I found 200,000 orcs on my front door, I would.... - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Lindale · 09-02-2008, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by TheGreatElvenWarrior

If I found them on MY front door, I'd call the newspaper... and ask them what the 'ell they were doing at my door.

I'd call the newspaper and have those orcs printed on the front page.

narfforc · 09-02-2008, 01:29 PM

Open my back door and let the 200,000 elves out of my yard....

Lindale · 09-03-2008, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by narfforc

Open my back door and let the 200,000 elves out of my yard....

and when they start to kill each other, Narfforc, what do you do with the corpses?

narfforc · 09-03-2008, 12:58 PM

Put them in my waste paper bin next to the U.F.O that somehow crashed into my roof last week....

Groin Redbeard · 09-03-2008, 01:56 PM

I'd ask them if Verizon Wireless is their network!

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 09-04-2008, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Groin Redbeard

I'd ask them if Verizon Wireless is their network!

I didn't know that orcs possessed cell phones... But apparently they do.

HerenIstarion · 09-06-2008, 11:31 AM

Not exactly that many, and not exactly orks, and not exactly on my front door, but fly I did

09-02-2008, 01:29 PM	#2
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Open my back door and let the 200,000 elves out of my yard.... __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

09-03-2008, 12:58 PM	#4
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Put them in my waste paper bin next to the U.F.O that somehow crashed into my roof last week.... __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

09-03-2008, 01:56 PM	#5
Groin Redbeard Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Facing the world's troubles with Christ's hope! Posts: 1,635	I'd ask them if Verizon Wireless is their network! __________________ I heard the bells on Christmas Day. Their old, familiar carols play. And wild and sweet the words repeatof peace on earth, good-will to men! ~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

09-06-2008, 11:31 AM	#7
HerenIstarion Deadnight Chanter Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,244	Not exactly that many, and not exactly orks, and not exactly on my front door, but fly I did __________________ Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time!