Ways to die in middle earth

[Lindale]

Originally Posted by Eönwë

617. Eat a balog
618. Smoke a balrog

618. Try to live as long as Gandalf without being a Maia.
619. Try to live as long as Legolas without being an elf.
620. Try to live as long as GImli without being a dwarf.
621. Try to live as long as Aragorn without being of Numenorean descent.
622. Try to live as long as any character with a longer-than-average-human-lifespan.

actually, just don't be an Elf or a Maia or a Vala or an Ent and you'll surely die. eventually. but if you want death to be faster,

634. just walk into mordor and ask, Why do all of you guys smell like you haven't bathed in a thousand years?