Ways to die in middle earth - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

The Might · 12-28-2007, 08:36 PM

I'd add trying to steal anything from Lobelia.

Naz · 10-03-2008, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by The Might

I'd add trying to steal anything from Lobelia.

Or giving her even more spoons.

("Just try to keep a Silmaril" made me laugh. It's so true!)

Faramir Jones · 10-04-2008, 05:52 AM

650. Tell Feanor that he's a bad role model for his sons, due to his obsession with making 'bling'.

Faramir Jones · 10-10-2008, 09:17 AM

651. Tell Morgoth that he's such a pathetic escaped thrall that the Valar's reward for his return is only one silver penny.

Eönwë · 10-10-2008, 04:38 PM

652. Slap Morgoth.
653. Slap Sauron.
654. Slap Manwe.
655. Slap Saruman.
656. Slap Gandalf.
657. Slap Aragorn.
658. Slap Legolas.
659. Slap Sam.
660. Slap anyone except yourself.

Eönwë · 10-10-2008, 04:40 PM

661. Jump off a cliff.

Eönwë · 10-27-2008, 08:01 AM

662. Try to stab Morgoth like Fingolfin did.
663. Try to eat Morgoth.
664. Try to hug Morgoth.
665. Try to kiss Morgoth.
665b. Just joking-
666. Try to be Morgoth (Mwah ha ha hah!

)
667. Try to live as long as Morgoth.
668. Try to live near Morgoth.
669. Make this many ways to die which include Morgoth.

12-28-2007, 08:36 PM	#1
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	I'd add trying to steal anything from Lobelia. __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

10-04-2008, 05:52 AM	#3
Faramir Jones Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Lonely Isle Posts: 706	Another suggestion 650. Tell Feanor that he's a bad role model for his sons, due to his obsession with making 'bling'.

10-10-2008, 09:17 AM	#4
Faramir Jones Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Lonely Isle Posts: 706	Another one 651. Tell Morgoth that he's such a pathetic escaped thrall that the Valar's reward for his return is only one silver penny.

10-10-2008, 04:38 PM	#5
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10-27-2008, 08:01 AM	#7
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	662. Try to stab Morgoth like Fingolfin did. 663. Try to eat Morgoth. 664. Try to hug Morgoth. 665. Try to kiss Morgoth. 665b. Just joking- 666. Try to be Morgoth (Mwah ha ha hah!) 667. Try to live as long as Morgoth. 668. Try to live near Morgoth. 669. Make this many ways to die which include Morgoth. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place