Let's not cast the Silmarillion

[Oddwen]

As I was going to work today I nearly shouted "Tom Hanks as Tulkas!" D:

Oddwen– are you a mind-reader? I was just about to suggest that!

Curses, my secret is out. *twiddles moustache*

Here is my Nightmare on Middle Earth Sil cast list:
Nicholas Cage as Feanor.

That would be even scarier than Haaaaay-den. Because with Nicolas Cage, he would read all kinds of things into the character of Feanor, and you can tell from his performance that he thinks that he improved on the existing character. Mwa ha ha.

Hayden Christiensen really needs to play Turin Turambar. Not Feanor. Come on, think about it! It would be "perfect."

Hmm, Hayden & Paris...what a horrible thought.

And with Orli as Beleg, and Jack Black as Mim? Let's cast...The Rock as Thingol, and I must agree with Cameron Diaz as Melian...that would indeed be a mess.

We can cast Dakota Fanning as the character of Lalaith. (not the Downer ), Shia LaBouf as Hurin, and Morwen...hmm, no ideas are forthcoming for her...