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Old 02-03-2007, 03:29 PM   #1
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Why in Middle Earth did Alatar and Pallando think that blue was a good colour for Wizards?

A: They were UN peacekeepers.

Q: Why did Míriel want to die?
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Old 02-03-2007, 04:41 PM   #2
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Why did Míriel want to die?
A: Because Finwe snored. And after ages have passed, she just didn't see another way out.

Q: Just why didn't Galadriel give Feanor those three strands of her hair?
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Old 02-03-2007, 09:25 PM   #3
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Q: Just why didn't Galadriel give Feanor those three strands of her hair?
A: Because then a sample of her DNA would have been on file.

Q: As a corollary, why didn't Galadriel give Gimli more than three strands of her hair?
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Old 02-04-2007, 12:13 PM   #4
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She was saving the rest of it to make a hair shirt for the penitent Smeagol.

Why was Caradhras so cranky?
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Old 02-04-2007, 12:46 PM   #5
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Why was Caradhras so cranky?
A: He had a cold.

Q: Will Tolkien ever write a sequel to LotR?
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Old 02-04-2007, 03:05 PM   #6
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Yes, if he ever leaves Valinor.

Why does Aragorn have a beard?
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Old 02-04-2007, 03:21 PM   #7
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Why does Aragorn have a beard?
To hide things in. Gandalf has one for the same reason.

How long did it take to build the Argonath?
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