legendary pick-up lines of Middle Earth - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-24-2006, 12:48 PM

Deep in the vaults of Minas Tirith, if you look hard enough, you can find...

Aragorn's patented 'never fail' chat-up lines.

Including such classics as:

- "You look just like my grandmother!"
- "I’m not as hairy as I look."
- "I’m quite tall."
- "I smell great."
- "Whoo-hoo! I'm king of the world... well, Gondor at least."
- "May the Force be with you!"

No wonder Elrond was so reluctant to let him marry Arwen...

10-24-2006, 12:48 PM	#30
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Deep in the vaults of Minas Tirith, if you look hard enough, you can find... Aragorn's patented 'never fail' chat-up lines. Including such classics as: - "You look just like my grandmother!" - "I’m not as hairy as I look." - "I’m quite tall." - "I smell great." - "Whoo-hoo! I'm king of the world... well, Gondor at least." - "May the Force be with you!" No wonder Elrond was so reluctant to let him marry Arwen... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...